Saturday, April 21, 2012

The Burglar

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

24 comments:

  1. Oh that's so bad that it's funny lol

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  2. Now that is a good one. Wonder if he found out?? Thanks for the laugh this morning.Take care.

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  3. oh the old fart! ha ha

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  4. I'm still laughing over this one!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  5. Very funny. Mrs. C. can go downstairs in the middle of the night and I don't budge but if I roll over in bed she asks me where I'm going.

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  6. I only had to do that one or twice, but it was tricky. I was blessed because my wife was a great shot with her pistol.

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  7. Just another funny post, no wonder I come by so often. Thanks for another laugh to start my day. Have a great weekend!

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  8. lol, thanks for the laugh Sandee :)

    Have a wonderful weekend honey ((HUGS))

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  9. I'm sure there are a lot of men who would like to know the answer to this one :)

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  10. That is the age old question for some of us men.

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  11. Maybe the thief should start a consulting business.

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  12. HA HA! That is another one of those, "I did NOT see that coming!"

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  13. Funny.


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  14. i love reading your jokes...

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  15. amazing, i love it....

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  16. Good one Sandee! You have certainly made me laugh on this Sunday afternoon here in Jamaica!

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  17. Hehhee... a specialist never reveals his secrets! I bet lots of guys would pay for that answer... snickers..!

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  19. lol!! :) Well, he can ask again in the court :D have a nice day Sandee!!

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  20. Haha...Apparently he just want to know how to wake the wife, not to beat the thief.

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  21. .... nerf shoes, of course.

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  22. Ha Ha Ha Thats a total crack up!!!

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