Thursday, March 1, 2012

That Floozie

After a busy day he settled down in his train from Waterloo for a nap as far as his destination at Winchester, when the chap sitting near him hauled out his mobile and started up:

"Hi darling it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6:30 not the 4:30 but I had a long meeting - no, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss, no darling you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart."

This was still going on at Wimbledon, when the young woman opposite, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice, "Hey, Peter, turn that bloody phone off and come back to bed!"

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
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24 comments:

  1. Some people just don't get it, do they?

    Have yourself a YAYful day! Big hugs xoxo

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  2. Too funny. Well done. That would be so much fun to do. Have a super Thurs.

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  3. 'Brilliant!' LOL Good one, Sandee!
    ..

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  4. Nice one!
    Have a great day!

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  5. Bet he never used the phone on the train again. Makes me wonder if it would still work today?
    Good Chuckle today.

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  6. That woman on the train may end up with a murder on her conscience.

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  7. Genious! Only a woman. Hahaha!
    Have a wonderful afternoon, Sandee :)

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  8. I would NEVER do that! Always step outside to make the call...

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  9. Those Brits are a wacky bunch! Very funny, Thanks Sandee. Have a Marvelous day!

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  10. That's great I would love to do that to some of the people who come into the store. They stand there yacking away and then get mad at you cause your not talking to them :P

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  11. Brilliant! Wonder if I would have the nerve to do that? :)

    Big hugs from hot WPB, honey...

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  12. Ha ha! Those people drive me nuts too :)

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  13. Would have loved being there when he got home!!!

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  14. LOL! I hope your day has been going great Sandee!

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  15. LOL, that is hysterical. Good for her, I would love to do the same thing sometimes.

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  16. Lol..

    have a nice weekend sandee!!

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  17. He'll have an interesting homecoming.

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  18. I am so sick of people speaking loudly on their cellphones, as if I'm hanging on their every word. In this case, the Train Man got caught because of his presumed need to explain himself and in doing so wasn't able to hang up the phone. A bit of Brit irony.

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  19. Evil woman heheh! funny

    have a brilliant weekend :-)

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  20. serves the guy right

    10-4 Willy

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  21. I would have loved to have seen that! People talking loud on their phones on the train or bus is something that annoys me big time!

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