Thursday, March 22, 2012

Texas

The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."

"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.'"

Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North.

Hat tip: Dave and Linda from Alabama
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19 comments:

  1. Sounds fine to me! hahaha!

    Have a lovely day, Sandee. Big hugs xoxo

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  2. LOL! Quite an interpretation! Thanks for helping to brighten my day! Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee.

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  3. That does sound just like the South. Sounded fine to me too. LOL. How true, you don't see anyone moving North. Take care Sandee.

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  4. Sounds fine to me! :-)
    Hahahahaa!!!!

    Hope your weather is better than ours. Hugs from chilly, precipitous Washington!

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  5. Dave and Linda seem to have a bunch of these hha

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  6. Us folks from the south are sooo polite!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  7. Truer than you know. They've had to reword the signs. It now says Illegal to dump here, I kid you not.

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  8. That's great Sandee! LOL :)
    Aalso ours in Texas is really fine, $200 worth of happiness.
    ..

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  9. Good one. Is Mike right? Did they really change the sign to say "Illegal?" That's hilarious!

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  10. you know that is the absolute truth, the yankees make fun of us but move here when they quit working and next thing you know they start to talk like us!

    smiles, bee
    xoxooxoxoxox

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  11. Got to give those convict road gangs something to do. Down here we put them to work while at the state hotel.

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  12. His logic makes perfect sense. That's what scares me.

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  13. More fine than he thinks, probably.

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  14. LOL, I want to move to the south :)

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  15. I am already in the south. :)

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  16. I think his excuse was legit LOL

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  17. I think I could fit in well in the South. He was just following the sign for sure!

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  18. oh yes he's right sheriff!!!:) hope you'll have a nice Sunday Sandee!!

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