Thursday, March 29, 2012

Rump Steak

I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started.

Hat tip: Dave and Linda from Alabama

22 comments:

  1. saw that one a'comin'. Yesiree. Bless his heart.

    Have a wonderful day, Sandee! Big hugs xoxo

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  2. Which only served to make the cow madder!

    Have a lovely Thursday, Sandee!

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  3. Yeah, I know a few guys in my life that would have answered in such a way. Sometimes you just have to take a joke. My stepdad always makes a similar joke when they ask him if wants a bag (for his purchases) and he says something about having an old one right here... pointing to my mother.
    So far there's been no fighting, lol.

    Hope you had a great week!

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  4. And that was a big mistake on his part. Bet he won't do that again. Take care Sandee. Hugs to Little Bit.

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  5. Good one...
    have a great day!

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  6. Wow, Sandee! LOL !!!!! I wouldn't dare say something like that!
    A lot of people think like Lisa's dad said I suppose! Most wouldn't dare to complete the scenario.
    ..

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  7. That fellow better be sure there isn't any sharp cutlery on the table.

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  8. Oh my... sounds like someone died due to the mad cow...LOL!

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  9. Not the joke I was expecting, but still funny.

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  10. I really enjoy all of these "that's when the fight started" jokes. Keep them coming, Please
    Have a great day.

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  11. I never would have had the nerve, not even on a bad day. If I did say something like that I would have to eat alone.

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  12. Sounds like something I would say Ha ha!

    Just looking at that rare steak makes me. Always well done for me :)

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  13. She never had a sense of humour! I hope he never needed the steak for a black eye afterwards!

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  14. poor thing! ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xxoxoxoxo

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  15. Funny! She's lucky she didn't poke his eye out with a fork! Have a great weekend on your boat!

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  16. well that was rude, the waiter should always take the ladies order first :)

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  17. Nice start to the evening!

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  18. I think this was his own Last Supper!

    Big hugs from nawth jawjah honey...

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  19. I Hope they still enjoyed their meal LOL :-)

    Have a great weekend :-)

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  20. This is so funny! Good one as always Sandee!

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  21. Somehow, I have to believe that a bull just volunteered to become a steer. Just sayin'.

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