Why Men are Happier than Women
We know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
We can open all our own jars.
We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on our face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
We almost never have strap problems in public.
We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
We don't have to shave below our neck.
Our belly usually hides our big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.