Thursday, March 15, 2012

Georgia

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."

Hat tip: Dave and Linda from Alabama
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23 comments:

  1. heheh! I imagined the look on his face when i read the end :-)

    Have a great day ;-)

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  2. I am a little slow today. I had to read that twice, then I laughed.

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  3. I had to read it twice, too. Need coffee. :)

    Big hugs xoxo

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  4. 'Everytang' Love it. I should have seen that coming. Good one. Take care.

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  5. Loved it! They're brilliant because they're, simple, honest and have a twist at the end.

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  6. I should have gone to the University of Georgia.

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  7. I went to UG, but failed to find that gal, but then didn't have the $20,000 either.

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  8. I love it, Sandee! LOL
    Earrings and all! XD
    ..

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  9. Gotta love that Southern humor.

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  10. At the heart of humor.....
    I've known a dozen southern sorority girls, but unfortunately, I never had the $20,000.

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  11. LOL! I thought it was a Mathematics question and wondered how this post would end as I was never good at Maths!:) Enjoy the rest of your day Sandee.

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  12. Ha ha ha ha! Love this one :)

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  13. Southern girls generally don't think that way, but for 20 grand less 14% I'd take her earrings off too.

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  14. Who said sutherners are slow thinkers?!!! Hahaha...this suthern gal loved that one.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  15. I guess they do math different in Georgia :)

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  16. LOL, but I must say, I accomplished that a couple times in my college days much more inexpensively: dinner and a movie ;-)

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  17. Hahahaha! I would even take those earings off :)
    Have a great weekend, Sandee!

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  18. Hope your day was wonderful!

    Big Hugs,
    Lydia

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  19. Is that a bargain?

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  20. That one was good for a nice smile today!

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  21. I guess it costs a wee bit more to take the ear rings off...

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