Monday, March 26, 2012

The Economy

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

Motel Six won't leave the light on.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh great... the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.
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21 comments:

  1. Great one again, Sandee!
    My two faves are "Motel Six won't leave the light on" and "The Mafia is laying off judges."

    About as funny is that I own a little bit of Ford stock and Citigroup.
    Ford has started, after five years, to pay dividends again. I had thought it had gone to Mexico with Citigroup.
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  2. LOL. That last one is scary true, isn't it?

    Have a lovely day! Big hugs xoxo

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  3. Wow, if the maffia is laying off judges then things really are worse than I thought :)

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  4. Times are REALLY bad if the mafia is laying off judges:)

    Have a great day. Busy around here for sure. Big hugs, honey...

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  5. Nice one, especially Beverly Hills parents firing nannies and learning their kids names & Americans sneaking into Mexico.
    Have a great day!

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  6. A lot of these tickled my funny bone. Others made me think....

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  7. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    Doubt that will happen..ha

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  8. Gotta agree with Bearman, the economy would have to be even worse (shudder the thought) for that to happen!

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  9. It's like reading a Who's Who of stupidity. My gas station is giving away a free car with ever gallon of gas.

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  10. Those are all good. Laughing out loud here. Americans sneaking into Mexico was a good one. But they were all good and probably so true. Have a great day.

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  11. quarter ouncer? ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoox

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  12. Oh, heaven forbid they have to learn their kids' names! Some got a chuckle and some got an uncomfortable laugh.

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  13. You missed the one about the light at the end of the tunnel being turned off.

    Have a great day!

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  14. Welcome to Obamaville, USA.

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  15. Oh my! Funny and sad at the same time :)
    Have a great week, Sandee!

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  16. I'd like the chance to make a few billion disappear.

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  17. At least the parent in BH learned their kids name :) a bit of good news right?

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  18. I hear the economy is so bad that lobbyists are laying off congressmen.

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  19. It's great that we can still laugh in spite of the mess we are in. Gallows humor indeed. Thanks again Sandee. I know where to come to look for laughs.

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  20. Drum rolls on them all, Sandee. :D

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  21. LOL! If we don't laugh at some things we will certainly go crazy Sandee! Take care.

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