Friday, March 30, 2012

The Drunk

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started.

Hat tip: Dave and Linda from Alabama
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21 comments:

  1. hahahaha! Cue the Irish drinking song!

    Happy weekend, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  2. Do Dave and Linda get into a bunch of fights. haha

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  3. You would have thought he would have learned after that whole "mad cow" comment!

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  4. LOL! You certainly brighten our days Sandee! Have a good Friday!

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  5. bwahahaahahahaha! I'm sending this one to hubby!

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  6. It's always a day-brightener to stop by here. I'll be laughing at that one all day. Thanks

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  7. Men really do not know how to keep their mouths shut do they?

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  8. hahahaha......!
    have a great day!

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  9. Dedicated to Silverthoughts2 ... NOPE!

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  10. oh THAT was a good one again!!!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  11. And to think this fellow as a degree in human psychology.

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  12. Did he say something wrong?

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  13. some men just never learn :)

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  14. I'll bet that fight began then!!!

    Have fun this w/e. Dinner and marbles with friends Saturday night. Big hugs, honey...

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  15. Good one, lol!
    Have a great weekend
    Janet :)

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  16. Awesome post, lol!

    ((HUGS))

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  17. Sounds like my ex-wife! Of course I'm only jokig... probably!

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  18. It's never too late to join the celebration. Just sayin'.

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  19. I celebrate with him quite often. LOL!!!
    Better late than never still? We were out of town this weekend.
    ..

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