Saturday, March 24, 2012

Dear Abby...

Dear Abby,

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.

I try to stay awake and watch for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls."

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my Taylor Made 460 driver. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the PGA Superstore?

Signed...
Concerned Golfer

25 comments:

  1. oooh... shiny!

    Bless their hearts.

    Happy weekend, Sandee! big hugs, and smoochies from Gracie xoxo

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  2. I was expecting a drama towards the end .... I couldn't stop laughing when it turns out the golfer is more concerned with his golf clubs than his wife.

    I think I should set a test to see if my hubby loves me more or his football. :D

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  3. Good thing he noticed that crack in the club. Too funny. Have a wonderful week end Sandee and hugs to Little Bit

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  4. Thank God a crack in the club saved the crack in the relationship!
    have a great weekend!

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  5. oh my GOSH that was funny!!!

    smiles, bee
    xxooxoxoxoxo

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  6. So now we know the REST of the story:)

    Have lotsa floating fun. Big hugs, honey...

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  7. I could totally see this being a real letter to Dear Abby.

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  8. Well a man has to have his priorities, right? Too funny!

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  9. Where his wife is concerned, this guy is never going to hit in the rough again, much less score a hole in one.

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  10. Nice one, Sandee, really funny! LOL -- Kinda been there & done that. ;)
    Moral of the story? Unspoken message might be this is not the way to care, feed, and care for a wife one wants to keep.
    ..

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  11. Re my post above. Mrs. Jim is the love and idol of my life. Neither of us acted like those people and I don't think ever will.
    My 'been there' was in another life I had.
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  12. BTW I used to enjoy watching your 'Top Talkers' below.
    But now I must be on its bad list because 'Jim' is never there anymore. Been like that for about a week even though I didn't miss a post.
    ..

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  13. Oops, my comment must have been a kick in the rear for it. Now it has me as its 'list buster.'
    ..

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  14. Nothing, absolutely nothing comes between a man and his golfing or fishing. Nuff said!

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  15. Hilarious!!! Loved it. So, typical of a golfer. Also, isn't Dear Abby dead?

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  16. This was hilarious! Great depiction of a golf crazed husband.

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  17. Trade in the wife for a new set of clubs.

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  18. Hahaha! It's called Schizophrenia. Hope he can get his clubs fixed :)
    Enjoy your weekend, Sandee!

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  19. This guy reminds me of my ex. He never could get right to the point without giving a ton of unrelated information first :)

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  20. You da Man ... Fix that damn club before you make another move!

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  21. Sandee, Where have you been all my life? I love this place.

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  22. lol...oh men :D I wonder what Abby said..

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  23. I guess there is a good reason why she is out having fun some place else.

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  24. LOL! Quite an unexpected ending!

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  25. Great Post Sandee! You caught me
    totally off guard. LOL

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