Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Valentines Day

At the office, where I worked, there was an angel there.
Her hair was long and flowing, and her skin was soft and fair.
I wanted so, to ask her out, but I was way too shy.
I thought she was too beautiful, for me to even try.
A few times I approached her, she just smiled and walked away.
I could not get the courage up, and "Hi" was all I'd say.
Then, I had an idea, I would get her home address,
And send a VALENTINE to her, and with it I'd express.

I poured my heart out in the card, and ask her to be mine,
and then I dropped it in the mail, my special VALENTINE.
In just a few short days, I had a response in my mail,
A card with her return address, I started feeling pale.
I opened up my eyes to see, a card shaped like a heart,
And in the center, someone drew, a bloody piercing dart.
I opened up the card to see, if writing was inside,
And when I started reading it, I darn near almost died.

"I'd love to be your VALENTINE, but I think I will pass,
My husband says he'll be at work, to kick your stupid ass.
I'm glad you like my body, and you thinks it's really fine,
My husband says this card is going, where the sun doesn't shine.
In your card, you said there's things to me you'd love to do,
I think my husband's going to do, all of those things to you.
So, have a happy VALENTINES, I'll see you Monday morn,
My husband says on Tuesday, you'll wish you were never born."

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
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  1. oh no! Poor guy. :P

    Happy Valentine's Day, sweetie! ♥♥♥

  2. hahahaha!!! at least he got a response :D

    Happy valentine's Day Sandee!

  3. well bless his heart...

    smiles, bee

  4. Woof! Woof! Happy ♥ Valentine's Day. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  5. There was a serious flaw in his plan for sure! ahahahaha!

    Big hugs xoxo

  6. Uh Oh, that guy sure didn't do his homework. Too funny. Loved it. Take care and Happy Valentines day to all of you. Hugs too

  7. Somebody is in troubleeeee! :)
    Happy Valentine's Day, Sandee!

  8. It appears to be a Valentine Day show for the husband.
    Have a great Valentine Day!

  9. Yikes, I think there was one flaw in his plan....

    Happy Valentine's Day!

  10. Reason #16 on why you should remain celibate.

  11. Too funny! Happy Valentine's Day Sandee!

  12. That was unexpected, Happy Valentines Day.

  13. Dear Sandie, that is a hilarious post! He should have seen it coming! Well, Happy Valentine's Day! I hope our day pans out better than his! Blessings dear one, your friend, Catherine xo

  14. Oh how sweet, Sandee. That is for the first verse. Second says trouble is brewing, the third, WOW!

    The first verse reminds me of myself back when I was a freshmand in college. I didn't date in highschool.

  15. LOL! I hope your Valentine's Day has been going great Sandee. Take care.

  16. Always look for the ring FIRST!!!

  17. I guess that'll be a Valentine's Day he won't soon forget.

  18. Rut roh...someone is in deep doodo.

    Big hugs. Hope y'all are feeling better, honey...

  19. Happy Valentines


    Don't do anything I wouldn't do ;-)

  20. Awww...a special love but the girl is already taken.


  21. Hope you had a wonderful Valentine's Day!

    Big Hugs!


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