Thursday, January 12, 2012

The Pearly Gates

A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

"Are you Mohammed?" he asks.

"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"

"No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"

"No, I am Jesus. You will find Mohammed higher up."

Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: "Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

"No my son, I am God, but you look exhausted. Would you like some coffee?"

"Yes, please, my Lord."

God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out: "Hey Mohammed, two coffees!"

Hat tip: Frank of Foxxfyrre's Honk'n'Holl'r
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  1. LOL never saw that one coming :-)

    Have a brilliant day :-)

  2. The story kept me wondering whether he would find "Mohammed" or not, but he found atlast one Mohammed higher and higher up. Enjoyed reading the comedy, Nice one!

  3. Haha...good one!

    Seven more days. Sigh. I am sooo looking forward to the cruise. Big hugs, my friend...

  4. That's nice one!
    Have a great day!

  5. Here on Earth Arabs control oil. Now I learn that in Heaven they control coffee. So unfair.

  6. Good one. That put a big smile on Mom's face. Hope you have a super day. Big hugs to Little Bit

  7. Greetings from cold washington state. That was a good one Sandee!

  8. Sandee, you put a big smile on my face this morning. :) LOL XD

  9. The twist of the millennium! He..he..he...!

  10. I will make sure to take plenty of pics and share them on Monday!!

    Big hugs,

  11. Ha Ha Good one Sandee. I guess Mohammed makes good coffee then.

  12. Right up my alley! Hahahahaha! Excited yet and all packed up? Wish I could go too :)

  13. That one sure had me wondering as to how it was going to end! Definitely didn't see that end coming!

  14. Love it! I may have to share this one!

    7 more days to cruising. Paradise awaits. How fabulous!

    Big hugs xoxo

  15. I wonder if Mohammed would mind getting me a cup while he's at it.

  16. Good one! at least he is still in heaven :)

  17. My sense of humor must be broken lately, I didn't see the humor here, nor in the political one from a day or so ago. To each her own I suppose.


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