Saturday, January 14, 2012

The Outhouse

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"

"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!

"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?!"

Hat tip: Jodi of Jodi's Journey


  1. Oh my! That IS a problem! ahahaha!

    Have a wonderful day, Sandee! 5 more days! big hugs xoxo

  2. Pa was right, don't be stickin' your head down in that hole!

  3. LMAO, now that is a perfect story. What a smart gal that one is. Thanks for the great laugh this morning. Only 5 more days, you two lucky hoooomans. Take care.

  4. Fix the toilet or shave Ma. either will work.

  5. Good one again, Sandee. LOL :)

    If we weren't mixed company here I could follow with what would soon be happening 'on the hole.' XD
    Just a little pun on what has been said, but ...

  6. I'll think about this joke the next time I use an outhouse, which I hope isn't soon.

  7. Ouch! Ma knows best, and Pa had better fix it pronto!!!

    Bug hugs, my friend...

  8. OMG - that one made me laugh out loud!


  9. LOL, I bet pa will fix that outhouse now :)

  10. Yikes! Met up with a couple of humongous black widows in one of those things!

  11. Hilarious! I love this one. Thanks for the laugh.

  12. Every day will find funny

  13. Thanks for the morning laugh Sandee :))

  14. Ha Ha I must admit I had to think about that one for a bit


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