Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Run, Run

A Scotsman moves to Chicago and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming, "Run."

The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers, "RUN RUN". The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.

The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls: "Walk." The batter starts his slow trot to first base.

The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard, RUN!"

The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.

A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run -- he's got four balls."

The Scot stands up and screams, "Walk with pride, Laddie! Walk with pride."

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
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  1. Nice one . Enjoyed it

  2. Is this a sports post?

    hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh to start my day, Sandee. It's going to be a long day here.

    Big hugs xoxo

  3. Woof! Woof! Golden LAUGHS! We are looking forward for a great CUBS season 2012-2013. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  4. That might be a little uncomfortable. Just sayin'.

  5. Too cute. Thanks for the smile Sandee. Hope you have a terrific day.

  6. That is a good one! hahahaha....

  7. You certainly make us smile. Take care and enjoy the rest of your day Sandee!

  8. LOL, LOL, this one rates two laughs :)

  9. Hahhaa, this one had me giggle out loud!

  10. Thank you for the morning laugh Sandee :) Have a good day!

  11. I can hardly wait for church softball to start again so I can tell this joke.
    Thanks again for all the laughs.

  12. Hilarious Sandee. I just had to email this to the blokes at work

  13. Studly man:).

    Big hugs, honey...


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