Saturday, December 10, 2011

Only Pleasure in Life

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8.

The obviously well trained salesman says, "But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half."

"Just bring me a size eight."

The sales guy brings them, and the man stuffs his feet into them and stands up in obvious pain.

He turns to the salesman and says, "I've lost my house to the I.R.S., I live with my mother-in-law, my daughter ran off with my best friend, my business has filed Chapter 11, and my son just told me he was gay. The only pleasure I have left is to come home at night and take my shoes off."
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18 comments:

  1. Now that's a bad day!

    I use to wear an 8 but a 9 felt so good that I started wearing a 10. I wear an 11 now!

    Big hugs, honey xoxo

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  2. I guess that is one way to take your mind off of your problems. I think I'll pass on that idea.LOL

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  3. I guess that is one way to take your mind off your problems. Too funny. I think I would rather deal with some of the problems.Take care Sandee and have a great week end.

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  4. that is a sad way to divert sadder problems.
    have a great day!

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  5. Daughter running away with a best friend... OUCH!

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  6. One of life's simple pleasures.

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  7. That is a BIG ouch on all levels, but it made me smile.

    Big hugs times two, honey...

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  8. Barb's feet are now bigger than mine...just saying.

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  9. What's so funny? I wear a size eight and my shoes aren't tight at all.

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  10. Yea, I think I'd pass on that one also - uncomfortable shoes are way too uncomfortable even with all of the problems that poor guy has!

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  11. Another good one Sandee! As I read it I remembered a very funny song we had here about someone wearing the right size shoes! I hope your weekend is going great.

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  12. Your guy has had a lot of problems and is feeling pretty low. He should pay his money to another kind of shrink rather than the kind who made these shoes or the one who sold them to him.
    ..

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  13. His shoes may come off at night but I bet the blisters will continue hurting.

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  14. With shoes that much smaller they would be coming off way sooner than when I got home at night

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  15. Hi Sandee!! i think the man just want some feeling of relief at night :)

    have a good day!

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  16. Well that's a hard way to get some pleasure!

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  17. LOL - Silly joke, poor guy.

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  18. I almost feel his pain. He has totally ran out of luck...at least he can afford a new pair of shoes...

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