Friday, December 30, 2011

The MIL

A game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother in law. One morning, while deep in the forest, the wife awoke to find her mother gone.

Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.

The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her.

In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother in law was backed up against a big rock, and a large lion stood right in front of her.

The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"

"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

19 comments:

  1. Hi, Stranger! That made me smile!!! Hope you and yours are doing well sailing along!
    ~~~Blessings~~~

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  2. The lion probably had a confused look on his face.

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  3. Dick liked this one and said...fend for yourself, sucker! He had a good MIL:)

    Have a fab Friday. Big hugs from cool FL, my friend...

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  4. Laughing out loud. That one was really funny. It always feels so good to come here and have a good laugh. Happy New Year to ya Sandee and our very best to Little Bit.

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  5. LOL! I'm glad my MIL is awesome. I've heard stories about really bad ones. I lucked out :)
    Have a great weekend, Sandee!

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  6. Oh, the poor lion! LOL! Thankfully, I was blessed with the best mil a person could dare hope for!

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! Big hugs xoxo

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  7. I am glad I visited your blog to see something to smile about today Sandee. It has been a difficult time for me and my family as one of my brothers died on Wednesday night. Take care.

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  8. Must have been one tough mother-in-law! Poor Lion!

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  9. That's hilarious. Don't mess with the MIL.

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  10. See, this is how men mess up. Doesn't he know that he will be sleeping on the sofa for many nights to come if something happens to his mother-in-law?

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  11. Hope the lion is safe!

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  12. My wife laughed harder at this than I did, with good reason.

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  13. I know where the hunter is coming from. In my case I would have have prayed that the lion ate her...I'm of course only joking, kind of!

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  14. Must be one tough Moma, Sandee! LOL

    Fortunately I've had good relationships with my MILs.
    ..

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  15. Ha Ha Ha!!! Didn't expect that punchline. Thought he would use it as an excuse to "accidently" shoot the MIL

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  16. Run, lion, run!

    She sounds tough.

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