Tuesday, December 27, 2011

The Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their
various disorders.

"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."

"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months."

"You must tell me what you did."

"I went to a faith healer."

"But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."

The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie."
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23 comments:

  1. Oh no.

    There were reports in our papers that several 'faith healers' had tricked such women into having a relationship with them. They were charged in court.

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  2. wahaha :D Beware of fake healer!

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  3. Bwahahahaahahaha.... I bet!

    Have a great day, Sandee!

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  4. Good morning, Sandee!

    Hope you had a lovely Christmas.


    Waving hi from PA!

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  5. You certainly have funny jokes to share Sandee!:) Have a great day.

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  6. Their faith may be healed but the STD lives on forever.

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  7. Oh boy! Some healer, huh? :)
    Hope your xmas was divine, Sandee!
    Have a great week :)

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  8. Saw that coming but still had a great laugh. Hope your Christmas was a good one. Take care Sandee and have a wonderful Tues.

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  9. Sounds like my masseuse. He gives the absolute BEST massages ;}

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  10. That's why I won't let my wife go to a faith healer. Ha!

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  11. You got to have faith. Apparently she did. Good one today.

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  12. Oops...baby won't look like the hubby though!

    Big hugs from warm FL, honey...

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  13. I have long suspected faith healers were mostly a bunch of charlatans.

    I hope you have been having a fantastic Christmas with your family and friends all around you...

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  14. So I guess it requires a little more than faith.

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  15. I wonder if the faith healer guarantees his work

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  16. OOpps! hopefully the Healer looks something like hubby?? I have heard sad stories of couples that used invitro & the doc used his own sperm... feel sorry they got robbed of money & identity of their child, tho I am sure they still love the child.

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  17. Ha! Gives new meaning to the phrase, "You gotta have faith!" :D

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  18. Now she has to have faith that hubby never finds out in any future medical tests of the child. I remember hearing a story about a child that needing tests for something serious. It turned out the doctor said there was no way the Dad could be the child's father

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  20. A new meaning to Faith Healer LOL :-)

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  21. I want to be that lucky faith healer!

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  22. An Indian twist? Similar ones are in circulation in India and are presented in some movies too! Eternal grin generators!

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