Monday, December 26, 2011

The Cabbie

Three men hail a taxi. The driver- seeing that they're drunk- decides to pull a fast one. So he switches the engine on, then quickly switches it off and announces, "We're here!"

The first guy hands him the fare, the second guy says, 'Thanks," but the third guy angrily smacks the cabbie's head.

"What was that for?", asks the cabbie, afraid he's been caught.

"That," says the passenger, "is for driving so fast!"

Hat tip: Rajagopalan of Just Out

24 comments:

  1. I hope he got a trio of large tips! hahahaha!

    Big hugs xoxo

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  2. Funny :) Thanks for the laugh.

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  3. Love it! Tee hee!

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  4. LOL I bet that cabbie could make a killing on New Years

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  5. Heheh! that driver could make a fortune :-)

    Have a great day ;-)

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  6. good one! have a lovely day honey!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxooxxo

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  7. Cabbie should have had one of those plexi glass dividers..

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  8. I can so see this happening!

    Have a great day. Big hugs from warm FL, honey...

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  9. This is impossible, a taxi driver speaking English?
    But other than that... totally believable.

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  10. I rather have to laugh at Mike's comment as it's true in some cities!

    Hope you and your family had a wonderful Christmas!

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  11. Now that is hysterical. I sure did need that laugh. Had a rough Christmas. But today is another day.
    Hope you had a good Christmas. Take care.

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  12. Funny. I've been in cabs like this.

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  13. There might be a lesson to be learned here but it escapes me!

    LOL
    ..

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  14. That cabbie could make a lot of money on New Years!

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  15. lol...I'm curious about the rest of the story. Like, if it was a bar the three guys were leaving, did they just re-enter and have more drinks.

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  16. Ha ha! That made me chuckle :)

    Hope you are having a lovely Christmas holiday!

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  17. Very good one! Thanks for the laugh, I hope you had a wonderful Christmas day with your family.
    Janet :)

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  18. Wonder how he explained why the fare seemed so low...

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  19. Wonder how he explained why the fare seemed so low...

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  20. hehe :) that's what you get when you're too drunk to go home..

    Hope you had a very nice Christmas Sandee!

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  21. Hahaha, loved Mike's comment, too. Priceless!

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  22. LOL! Thanks for giving me a good laugh on this Boxing Day morning in Jamaica. Have a wonderful day Sandee!

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  23. Hopefully I will never, ever get that drunk! If I did I'm sure plenty of taxi drivers in London would do the exact same thing to me if they could!

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  24. Perfectly played by the cabbie. Well done.

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