Monday, December 19, 2011

ABC...

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while and then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks, "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, and Hot.

She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely. What about I, J, and K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

Hat tip: Frank of Foxxfyrre's Honk'n'Holl'r
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19 comments:

  1. Some men just don't know when enough is enough. :)

    Not Zane. I'm sure he's a genius about that sort of thing!

    :)

    Big hugs, honey xoxo

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  2. That's funny. Good one today. Sometimes we men just don't know when it's best to not keep talking.

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  3. Guess he is so sorry that he had to add those last three letters. It was kind of funny.
    Hope you have a good week. Take care. Hugs to Little Bit

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  4. MAJOR dog house city... Hope this week is coming along swimmingly!

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  5. Ayayayayayayay! That must have really hurt. Both of them :)
    Have a great week, Sandee!

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  6. You made me laugh with this one, a good way to start my week. Thanks.

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  7. poor guy didn't know when to stop!

    smiles, bee
    xxoxoxooxox

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  8. Open mouth, insert foot.

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  9. What an awful man.....lmao :-)

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  10. oish! lol Happy Monday my friend~!:)

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  11. I think some of your Stupid People descriptions apply here...

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  12. He definitely should have stopped explaining while he was ahead.

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  13. Now that is a stupid man....lol

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  14. Talk about leaving a mark!

    As the saying goes, "It is often best to remain silent and let the world think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." Just sayin'.

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  15. Some men are plain stupid :)

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  16. Mercy! What a let down after all the wonderful words. This is very funny Sandee.

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  17. It's good thing I never learned the alphabet. Very funny indeed!

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  18. I guess that's what he gets for being a smart arse. A lesson learned!

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