Thursday, November 10, 2011

Retirement Years

At a dinner party thrown in former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien's honor, a man turned to Madame Chretien and said, "Your husband has been such a busy public figure for so long, retirement must seem very quiet in comparison. Madame Chretien, what have you most looked forward to in these retirement years?"

"A penis", she replied.

A hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her, but no one knew what to say.

Mr. Chretien gently leaned over to his wife and whispered, "Aline ... in Hinglish, dey pronounce it ... 'appiness."

Hat tip: Frank of Foxxfyrre's Honk'n'Holl'r
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21 comments :

  1. No doubt, an auspicious career... up to that point... Dang. So close.

    Big hugs xoxo

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  2. Just maybe that is what she really wanted. You know those men in power don't have time for a home life. LOL

    Have a great day

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  3. Bwahahahaahahahaahaha!

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  4. P.S. 70 days till your hawaii cruise... squee!

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  5. Bwahahahaahahahaahah, I love this. I am with Steve, I bet she meant what she said to begin with.

    Have an awesome day Sandee ((HUGS))

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  6. Haha! I liked her answer better :) Happy Thursday, Sandee!

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  7. Guess he was busy using it to screw the voters.

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  8. awww, bless her heart! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  9. That is too cute. We like that one. Hope you have a super day.

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  10. presumably she meant a penis for appiness...?
    have a great day!

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  11. I think deep down she really did mean A Penis LOL.

    Gawd now ever time someone says happiness to me guess what I am going to think of ;-)

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  12. I'm pretty sure that was what she meant. The PM was probably spending too much energy on some secret girlfriend and forgot about his wifes needs....

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  13. LOL, first your joke had me cracking up then Bearman's comment

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  14. LOL! One has to be careful in pronouncing one's words!:)Take care Sandee.

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  15. wahahahaha!!!! maybe that's what she really wants....:)

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  16. I wonder if she got it.

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  17. Maybe she was just stating what would make her 'appy.

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  18. LOL!

    Joyce
    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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  19. Ha Ha Ha I'm so glad I don't have an accent!!!

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  20. hilarious! Thanks.

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  21. Had a good laugh over this one. Thanks.

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