Monday, November 7, 2011

The Confessional

A guy goes into the confessional box. He finds on one wall a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in.

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a long time since I've been to confession, but I must first say that the confessional box is much more inviting these days."

The priest replies, "Get out! You're on my side!!!"

Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun
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20 comments:

  1. Oh! So THAT'S what's he's doing in there while he's doling out all those Our Fathers and Hail Marys!

    Happy Monday, Sandee! Big hugs from me and the Gs

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  2. Yep, that explains so much. I am guessing there was probably some porn in there, too. (couldn't resist)

    Hope you had a lovely weekend!

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  3. If you are stuck in a little box all day, you need some comforts.

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  4. Good one Sandee. Glad to hear that they are happy people behind that curtain or screen. Too funny. Have a great week. Hugs to Little Bit

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  5. Hahahahaha! Why did that not surprise me? Have a great Monday, Sandee! :)

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  6. Not being Catholic and having never been to Confession, I wouldn't have had any idea if I was on the right side of the Confessional or not so I guess the priest would have been kicking me out also - not without protest though!

    Have a great Monday!

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  7. Good one. I wanted to be a priest when I was a kid, until I read the fine print.

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  8. that was a laugh out loud moment! thanks!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  9. ROFL, Love it. I remember those confessionals, they were a very scary place to be when I was younger

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  10. Add a television set and they'd have to set it on fire to move me out. Either that or wait until I had to find a bathroom.

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  11. BWAH HA HA HA! Take it from this Catholic... that is one of the best you've ever posted!!!

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  12. I figured there was more going on in that little box. . .

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  13. You're going to give priests a bad name.

    Joyce
    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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  14. hahahaha!! I wonder what else is there on the priest side?

    Happy Monday Sandee!

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  15. Haha! he probably needs it with some of the stuff he hears :-)

    Have a fantastico day :-)

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  16. Ha Ha So that's where all the money from the collection plate goes!!!

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  17. I'd tell the priest it's his turn to confess. If I could make that work long enough for a few Guinesses, and a fine cigar, I would call it a good day.

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  18. I so didn't see that punchline coming. Thanks for the laughs :)

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