Sunday, November 20, 2011

Boasting Boys

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."

The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
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26 comments:

  1. Hahaha! that would be typical kids :-)

    Have a great day :-)

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  2. Funny! Don't forget to link it over at Silly Sunday :)

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  3. Kids sure have got it all worked out

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  4. Never know what the kids will say next.

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  5. He's got them beat.... Bwahahahaahahahahahaha!

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  6. I wish I had 8 people collecting all my money! hahaha!

    Big hugs xoxo

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  7. Kids have life all figgered out!

    Big hugs from chilly nawth jawjah...

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  8. I am assuming the third boy wasn't Catholic..haha

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  9. That is too cute. I like that one. Sure brought a smile to our Mom's face. Hugs to Little Bit.

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  10. you just gotta' love little boys!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxooxox

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  11. Arthur Godfrey (remember him?) was right. Kids do say the darnedest things!

    Have a great Sunday!

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  12. lol a sermon..aw some are actually good!..ok some are..well u know...lmboooooooooo! hope you are having a super weekend my friend~!.:)..hugssssssssssss!

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  13. Good one. When I was a kid my parents would humiliate me by making change when the basket came around. Most people thought they were taking money instead of leaving some. Good Grief!!!

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  14. that is a really funny :))), I love your place here, you have a lotta friends :) congrats.

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  15. the question I have is are they collecting the money because his words are that powerful or is it to make him shut up? :)

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  16. Kids are watching us every minute. Love it.

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  17. Out of the mouth of babes.....

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  18. hahahaha...he's just saying the truth :)

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  19. Maybe I should start preaching!

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  20. Ain't that the truth!

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  21. nyahahahaha...that's my boy hahaha.

    Have a great day Sandee.

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