Monday, October 3, 2011

Two Women...

Two women in heaven...

1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive!!!

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories 'n' Ramblings

22 comments:

  1. hahahahaha.. the other woman meets the wife..

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  2. Hahaa! brilliant

    Have a great week ;-)

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  3. Hahaha.... busted!!!!

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  4. Too funny. Now that was a good one. So Sandee are you still sailing the high seas?? Take care. Oh, hugs to Little Bit.

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  5. Da-yam. There is always ONE more place to look!

    Big Monday hugs, honey...

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  6. Or at least one of them would be alive, albeit, sitting in a jail cell. lol

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  7. Should we read anything into the Sandee/Sandra connection?

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  8. See, and usually whatever you're looking for is in the last place you look!

    Because you've found it and you quit looking.

    Get it? Last place?

    Never mind. :)

    Big hugs xoxo

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  9. bwhahhaa!..how are ya hun! xxoo

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  10. poor little things! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  11. That's funny. Thanks for the laugh. Hope the sea faring adventure is going well.

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  12. Oops! Sounds like the hubby got away with one! Just joking!!!!

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  13. uh oh, I wonder if St. Peter is going to have to intervene here...lol

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  14. Funny!

    Joyce
    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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  15. I noticed they are both in heaven.

    Hey to you and Z!

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  16. hahaha! at least now she knows she's right all along! :)

    Have a nice day Sandee and enjoy your boat trip!!

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  17. It's always the last place you think to look!

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  18. Bwahahaha.... I guess they'll end up killing each other then.

    Thanks for the laugh and have a great day Sandee.

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  19. I would've eaten the ice cream before I died.

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