Saturday, October 29, 2011

Grown-Up Words

A group of kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten. She told them to use grown up words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer.

The first little one said he went to see his Nana.

The teacher said, "No, No, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown up word."

The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo train.

The teacher again said, "No, No, you went on a trip on a train. That's the grown up word."

Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the summer.

He proudly stated that he read a book.

The teacher asked what book he had read. He puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied, "Winnie the shit!"
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21 comments:

  1. Oh my! Nothing wrong with his ears, is there?

    Hope you're having a lovely day on the boat! Big hugs xoxo

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  2. LOL, that third one is very good at following directions

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  3. Bwahaahahaahahahahaahahaha!
    She asked for it...

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  4. Now that answer is perfect. Would have loved to have seen the teacher's face. Too funny.

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  5. Don't you just love the minds of children? They have a logic all their own.

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  6. Very compliant.

    :)

    xoxoxoxo

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  7. Are you saying PETER rabbit goes by a grown up name??

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  8. Oh my, I'd never thought of his name that way!

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  9. That should have been grown up enough for the teacher.LOL

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  10. bwahahaha...
    have a great weekend!

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  11. Oh, I want to know how the teacher reacted to that! LOL!

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  12. Ha Ha I could just picture that happening fr real & the stunned jaw dropping expression on the teacher.

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  13. She kind of asked for it.

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  14. LOL! This is so funny! Have a good Sunday Sandee.

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  15. LOL! She asked for it.

    Joyce
    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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  16. Poor teachers. They get into all kinds of pooh. :)
    ..

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  17. OMG - this one is great. Thanks for the laughs :)

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  18. That's priceless! out of the mouth of babes.
    Hope the weekend is going well.

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  19. Sometimes it's best just to let kids be kids.

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  20. hahahaha!!! the teacher gets what she wants :)

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