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"I'm the recently deceased Pope and have done 68 years of godly works and thought I should check in here."
The watchman checks his clipboard and says, "I ain't got no orders for you here. Just bring your stuff in and we'll sort it out in the morning." They go to an old WWII barracks, 3rd floor, open bay. All the bottom racks are taken and all empty lockers have no doors.
The Pope stows his gear under a rack and climbs into an upper bunk. The next morning he awakens to sounds of cheering and clapping. He goes to the window and sees a flashy Jaguar convertible parading down the clouds from the golden headquarters building.
The cloud walks are lined with saints and angels cheering and tossing confetti. In the back seat sits an Aussie sailor; his medals glistening on his chest, a Havana cigar in his mouth, a can of San Miguel beer in one hand, and his other arm around a voluptuous blonde Angel with magnificent halos.
This sight disturbs the Pope and he runs downstairs to the Master-at-Arms shack and says, "Hey, what gives? You put me, the Pope with 68 years of godly deeds, in an open bay barracks, while this Aussie sailor, who must've committed every sin known and unknown to man is staying in a mansion on the hill and getting a hero's welcome. How can this be?"
The Master at Arms calmly looks up and says, "Hey, we get a Pope up here every 20 or 30 years, but we've never had an Aussie sailor before.
Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
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