Saturday, September 17, 2011

The Sermon

This guy suffers from a sort of forgetfulness.

On a bright afternoon he goes to the church. He is half asleep and oblivious to the precious sermon being delivered by the priest. The priest preaches, "Thou shalt not steal". Suddenly our guy looks around and finds that his umbrella is missing.

The priest continues, "Thou shalt not commit adultery". Immediately the guy's face brightens up, he recollects now where he left the umbrella!

Sermons never go waste!

Stolen from: Rajagopalan of Just Out

16 comments:

  1. Somehow I don't think that's what the Pastor intended when he wrote the sermon!

    Have a blast on the boat! Big hugs xoxo

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  2. On the bright side, nobody stole the umbrella :)

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  3. I hope he also left something incriminating there. Maybe his umbrella is monogrammed.

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  4. and I bet someone though he wasn't paying attention :)

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  5. Well that was pretty funny. Good thing he went to church, lots of good things happened, sorta. Hoping you have one heck of a week end.

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  6. See, it pays to go to church!

    Happy Saturday. Big hugs, honey...

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  7. good for him! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  8. Good job it wasn't raining ;-)

    Have a great weekend

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  9. So evidently, I'm not the only one who thinks the Pastor is talking to them in his sermons. :D

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  10. Laughing...That was great! I love and miss you!

    And Comedy Plus looks great. It's like coming home again.

    Hope you've been terrific~

    Annie, from A Nice Place In The Sun.

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  11. God works in mysterious ways sometimes!

    I hope you are having a great weekend...

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  12. ah yes karma! keep the faith my friend!!..:)..xxxoooo

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  13. Must be a two for one sin sale.

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  14. Nothing like a memory jog

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  15. I guess that is why my wife won't let me have an umbrella.

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