Saturday, September 3, 2011


Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?


  1. People are dumb. That's why. srsly. And the glue WILL start sticking to the bottle as soon as you add air.

    Happy Saturday, Sandee! Paintin' and purrs from Gracie and Da Boyz and me, too xoxo

  2. all excellent questions. Now will we be getting the answers in your next post?

  3. Love the questions Sandee. People are strange creatures. The ability to think, but don't so much of the time.

  4. Serious and silly points to ponder. OK, I'm done:)

    Happy Saturday. Big hugs, honey...

  5. A list of questions that all America has been asking for years. Who knows?

  6. WE just love questions that don't have an answer. Although Barb answered the glue question. Hope you are having one heck of a time.

  7. very thought provoking questions today, i'll have to cypher on it a bit!

    smiles, bee

  8. I know the answer to the second question. So we will owe them money and they can charge interest.

  9. Gallagher the comedian also asks why hot dogs come in a ten pack and the hot dog buns come in a pack of eight.
    The mysteries of the universe.
    How do as many knuckleheads get elected to congress? I am referring to both sides of the aisle too.

  10. LOL all good, Ann's comment was funny too very quick :-)

    Have a great weekend

  11. All very qood questions, but I'm sure each of them must have a good answer...there must be right?

  12. Inquiring minds want to know shit. Dumbasses don't give a shit.
    Folks with CRS can't remember shit.

    What was the question?

    Have a great weekend!

  13. now,I'll be up all night thinking about that stuff. crap.
    I knew about the glue,and I know the bubbles aren't actually white, but the others?

  14. Why do we talk slowly when someone doesn't speak our language?

  15. Why do we keep pressing the elevator button? Will it arrive faster?

    Have a great holiday weekend!

  16. Good questions. You know there will always be those who need help evolving.


  17. I pondered the glue question only on Friday at work. I never gave a 2nd thought to the Tarzan before but that's a very good point

  18. I love these questions. So much fun today. And why doesn't the glue stick - I always wondered this one.


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