Tuesday, September 13, 2011

My Dad

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to get something to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors – green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ….

“I got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid.”

Hat tip: Sarge Charlie of Sarge Charlie
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28 comments:

  1. Hilarious! hahhahahaha.. Now i know where you get all your funny genes from.. hahahahhaa.. Good one! Never try to be funny with an old man :)

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  2. bahahahaha! My Dad and THAT Dad would totally get along!

    Hope your day is fabulous honey. Big hugs xoxo

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  3. OMG - that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Thanks for the giggle. :)

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  4. Leave it to Sarge Charlie to have come up with that one!

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  5. That was hilarious. I am going to have to remember that one for future references. Of course I am getting old so the memory is also. But not the wit.LOL

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  6. Haha! brilliant comeback :-)

    Have a great day ;-)

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  7. Thanks for the laugh--this is a good one! I saw a kid with that hairstyle on the bus one day and wish I had my camera with me. People who have hair like that shouldn't be surprised when people stare at them. Personally, I like that style because it always makes me smile.

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  8. As I read about swallowing the food, I thought it best to stop drinking my water. Good thing... it would have spewed onto the monitor yet again!

    Great one, great way to start the morning. Leave it to Sarge to track that one down!

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  9. It's a good thing I noted the swallowing thing and got my coffee down before continuing to the bottom:) Hahaha...why do my comebacks get thought of much too late?!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  10. I loved this one, such a good response.

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  11. Bwahahaahahahahahaahaha!!!!

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  12. yeah but i think he might have really done it! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxooxox

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  13. g(ood)oldie paro(tt)dy!
    have a great day!

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  14. hahahahaha great one

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  15. Now that was really funny. I found myself laughing out loud. The cats all thought I was nuts but they all know that already. Have yourself a great day.

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  16. Very funny, but worrying. In less than a year I'll be 66 :)

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  17. That's a dream answer. But surly the old timer should know that it's rude to stare ... too much!

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  18. Thanks great. My parrot got stoned once and bit through my lower lip---I never blew smoke at him again.

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  19. My mom must have slept with a sloth.

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  20. the perfect response, totally funny

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  21. Of course Sarge gets credit for this one - excellent!

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  22. LOL!

    Joyce
    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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  23. hahahahaha!! I wonder how the kid reacted to that??? :)

    Have a nice day Sandee!

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  24. That definitely does not sound like a match made in heaven.

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  25. Heheeehe... I great retelling of a good come back! I love the pic you chose to go with it too.

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  26. This is too funny! And what a brilliant reply! :)

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  27. my sides are hurting from laughing so hard.

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  28. this is so getting swipped for next weeks Wacky Wednesday.

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