Tuesday, September 6, 2011

More Questions

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE…

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends - if they’re okay, then it’s you.

26 comments:

  1. That hurt, you stupid idiot!

    Thanks. I feel better now!

    Have a lovely day, honey! Big hugs xoxo

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  2. Why are there driveways instead of parkways?

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  3. Ouch. I'm guilty of the fridge thing... It's called optimism. LOL!

    Yikes, I'm the crazy one!!!!!

    =8-o

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  4. I really do wonder about the dead bugs - LOL. Another great list of questions, and fortunately for me, one of my best friends is a bit nuts :)

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  5. Ha ha! I have seven siblings of which two are definitely nuts. That makes me feel better ;)

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  6. When I go to the refrigerator, I hope NOTHING new is there, because if it is, it's called "mold." New stuff because of old stuff.

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  7. i think sarge is nuts so i must be okay! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxooxox

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  8. LOL the last one is my fave too

    Have a great day :-)

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  9. As funny as it reads, it's all true!

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  10. Why is it that fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

    I am definitely the sane sibling in my family:). Have a great day, my friend. Big hugs...

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  11. June 11th 1963, mattresses were not on sale; Bedsheets were;just FYI
    On the last one; all my friends are nuts, does that mean I'm OK?

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  12. Since my friends are OK,and I know its me. so what!

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  13. I am sure one of my 3 friends suffers mental illness always! Is this also a phobia?
    Have a great day!

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  14. These are hysterical. I also do the refrigerator deal too, all day long. There must be something new in there. All my friends are nuts, except you Sandee, so I am all right. LOL.
    Love these questions. Take care. Are you still sailing around??

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  15. Love it ... so true! Why do I also go from the refrigerator to the pantry ... hoping for dinner to miraculously appear?!

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  16. Hi Sandee, these were just as good as the other bunch.
    I go to the frige because something I didn't want before might be looking better now
    My three friends are all crazy. Do I get three reprieves?
    ..
    BTW, I will change my blog to say that the dogs get 1/2 of my egg yolk. I do have chloresterol problems.
    ..

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  17. yes, why do I keep going back to the refrigerator to see if something will magically materialize in there?....lol

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  18. Or why do we put empty milk containers back in the refrigerator? Do laundry in cold water and toss it in a hot dryer to dry? LOL!

    Hmmmmm I wonder.

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  19. Woof! Woof! I am guilty on the first one ... I just know that there's lots of tasty food in their. Hope you had a great Tuesday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  20. It's clearly not me!!

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  21. You are right about the plastic bags! When you first think about it, it would seem a 50-50 chance, but the way they make the damn thinks is 1 out of 4 that you'll get it right---no wonder I almost always get the wrong side. Couldn't help myself, I use to teach math along with history. Saw my first plastic bag many years ago in Mexico, also my first fan with plastic blades---guess we caught up!!!!!

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  22. oh that refrigerator...hahaha.. I do that sometimes especially when I'm home and bored :)

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  23. My father-in-law was reading the dictionary. He said it had a lot of words but no plot.

    Joyce
    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2011/09/wordless-wednesday-feeling-groovy.html

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  24. So where is the hidden camera because you have obviously been watching me vacuum.

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  25. so many of them hit the button for me. I have a friend and a neighbour who have mental problems, I guess that leaves me in the clear!

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  26. Hi Sandee! Happy Birthday to you - hope it's been a good one!

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