A good Samaritan, having spent a considerably long time in Heaven, gets bored and looks for a change. He approaches St. Peter and seeks permission to visit Hell for a short time. With a sarcastic smile St. Peter allows him to visit Hell.
The guy goes to Hell. Contrary to expectations, he finds Hell enchanting and joyful. The people are friendly and helpful. In the restaurants he dines and dances with beautiful girls. The food is delicious. He is free to move everywhere without any hassle. Merry making appears to be the prime business in Hell. He begins to feel that Hell is the right place for him to live. He repents he has wasted a lot of time in the drab Heaven. On his return he meets St. Peter and expresses his wish to shift to Hell permanently. With a quizzical look St. Peter permits him to leave Heaven.
As soon as our guy enters Hell, he sees sudden darkness everywhere. A couple of tough-looking demons kick him and throw him into a cell. The food is stale, the cell dingy with insects, rats and wild animals. Our guy is unable to comprehend what is all happening around him. Suddenly there is big bang and he is chained and brought to the infamous court of Satan.
Hard believe his senses, our good Samaritan mutters in great confusion, " Am I in the right place?" Satan with a satanic smile thunders "Yes buddy, you are in the same Hell which you visited earlier. The only difference is - you were a tourist then and now an immigrant!"
Stolen from: Rajagopalan of Just Out