Saturday, August 27, 2011

Hell!

A good Samaritan, having spent a considerably long time in Heaven, gets bored and looks for a change. He approaches St. Peter and seeks permission to visit Hell for a short time. With a sarcastic smile St. Peter allows him to visit Hell.

The guy goes to Hell. Contrary to expectations, he finds Hell enchanting and joyful. The people are friendly and helpful. In the restaurants he dines and dances with beautiful girls. The food is delicious. He is free to move everywhere without any hassle. Merry making appears to be the prime business in Hell. He begins to feel that Hell is the right place for him to live. He repents he has wasted a lot of time in the drab Heaven. On his return he meets St. Peter and expresses his wish to shift to Hell permanently. With a quizzical look St. Peter permits him to leave Heaven.

As soon as our guy enters Hell, he sees sudden darkness everywhere. A couple of tough-looking demons kick him and throw him into a cell. The food is stale, the cell dingy with insects, rats and wild animals. Our guy is unable to comprehend what is all happening around him. Suddenly there is big bang and he is chained and brought to the infamous court of Satan.

Hard believe his senses, our good Samaritan mutters in great confusion, " Am I in the right place?" Satan with a satanic smile thunders "Yes buddy, you are in the same Hell which you visited earlier. The only difference is - you were a tourist then and now an immigrant!"

Stolen from: Rajagopalan of Just Out
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24 comments:

  1. HAHA! That fouls advertisement :D

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  2. Some places I visited in the Navy were like that. We saw how the locals lived not the resorts that were designed for the high paying tourists.

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  3. If it seems too good to be true...

    Have a lovely weekend Sandee! Big hugs xoxo

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  4. Barb hit that nail on the head! :)

    Have a great w/e. Big hugs, honey...

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  5. That's marketing for ya. LOL

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  6. What Barb said. Too funny. Hope you have a fantastic week end Sandee. I would be willing to bet you are out on the boat.Have fun.

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  7. barb is a smart gal! hope that boat weekend is tits honey!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoox

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  8. Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.

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  9. Hey some tourists end up in hell. Remember Turkish prisons? Our guy needs to contact the Celestial embassy.

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  10. No wonder my dad made us eat at the roach infested restaurants when traveling as a kid. He was exposing us to how the locals lived.

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  11. Interesting take on the place, eh?

    Joyce
    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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  12. Tourists pay the bills for some!
    ..

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  13. lol, that was a good one Sandee.

    Have an awesome weekend :)

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  14. LOL - as an immigrant I can appreciate that on a whole different level. :)
    (I joined entrecard and was finally approved today - I'm cheap now)

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  15. Unfortunately too true.

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  16. Where is the Smoking section.

    10-4 Willy

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  17. I was thinking the same thing Jack was. Good one

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  18. My reservations are for the tourist section...

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  19. Now ... there truly is someting to be learned from that story!

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  20. Never judge a book...


    Hope you had a great boat weekend. We weathered the storm quite well. Only lost power for about 3 hours. Basement stayed bone dry. We're very happy.

    Hoping our neighbors and relatives get their power back very soon! And all will be right once again.

    Happy Monday!

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  21. Dang! He sure got tricked good. Thanks for the super-laugh today.

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