The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being held in Sunset and sent Detective Boudreaux to investigate.
Boudreaux reported to his sergeant the next morning, "Dey is tree main groups in dis here rooster fightin’."
"Good work, Detective. Who are they?" he asked.
Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."
Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one night?"
Well I went down and done seen dat dere rooster fight in person. I knowed dem Aggies was involved when a duck was done entered into de fight."
The sergeant nodded, I'll buy that. But what about the others?"
"Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when sunnbody bet on dat dere duck."
"Ah" sighed the sergeant. ‘And how did you figure the Mafia was involved?"
"De duck won."
Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun