Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Mandy's Diary

DEAR DIARY – DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship — all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.
Our local Red Hat chapter – The Late Bloomers decided on this “all-girls” trip. It will be my first one, – and I can’t wait!

DEAR DIARY – DAY 2  
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today — seems like a very nice man.


DEAR DIARY – DAY 3 
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.


DEAR DIARY – DAY 4 
Won $500.00 in the ship’s casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.


DEAR DIARY – DAY 5 
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship… I was shocked.


DEAR DIARY – DAY 6 
Today I saved 2600 lives.
Twice!
 

Stolen from: Steve of bethere2day
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24 comments:

  1. Cruise ship humor?! bahahahaha!

    Big hugs from me and the furbabies, from sticky, sultry south jawjah. xoxo

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  2. She is such a hero then :D
    Have a nice day Sandee!

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  3. Twice? Bwahahahaahahaha!

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  4. You're one funny gal!

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  5. I read it on Steves Blog. Had to read it again. Too Funny.

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  6. dear diary, i am a hero, maybe i will save the ship again tomorrow.

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  7. ahhh, an italian captain!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoox

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  8. Any port in a storm - so to speak

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  9. What a selfless act she had to perform...twice:)

    Told Lois and Hank all about y'all last night. Wish you could have with us! Big hugs from the road...

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  10. Whew, can you imagine a titanic disaster again. Good thing she saved those poor folks.

    That captain is a sly one.


    Hope you are having a beautiful day! Its HOT here. Too hot!

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  11. Well that sure was nice of her to save all those lives. Too funny. Thanks for the smile this morning. Good stuff. Big hugs to Little Bit. Take care.

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  12. Saving 2600 lives is a noble cause and you have to pay the price twice!
    Good one!
    Have a great day!

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  13. Interesting way to grasp a lifeline..*nyuk*

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  14. What a brave woman. I guess those 2600 people are so grateful to her

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  15. Bwahahahahahaha! I am still laughing! :) LOL XD!
    ..
    I stole that first word from you Sandee. Thank you.
    BTW, I added a small R.I. relief map to my post.
    ..

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  16. Somehow I don't think a man could have gotten away with that excuse. haha

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  17. Mandy is a good woman thinking of all those people on board. :)

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  18. Not sure how this fits but Willy has always heard that loose lips sink ships.,

    10-4 Willy

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  19. Very magnanimous of her.

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  20. I did NOT SEE THAT COMING! I laughed so hard... that is one of my favorites so far!!!

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  21. only twice?? LOL! good chuckle for the week :) Faythe @ GMT

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  22. Hahahaha not once but twice..nyahahaha... nice one Sandee.

    Have a great day.

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  23. I love it when a good joke sneaks up on ya....LMAO!

    She's a true leader...possible run for the White House? El Presidente would have 'GOT HIS', then let US all drown!

    Aloha!

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  24. Hahahaha - Yay for saving all the passengers. LOL

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