Thursday, June 23, 2011

Two Lawyers

Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.

One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction."

The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're hallucinating, you've finally lost your mind."

But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunningly beautiful woman, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person.

The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing.

One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long, long time, so do you think we should... well... you know... screw her?"

"Out of WHAT??" asked the other.

Hat tip: Jeni of Down River Drivel
Photograph: Wikipedia
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23 comments:

  1. Those lawyers have a one track mind! :)

    Big hugs xoxo

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  2. You always know what a lawyer is going to say. One and only interest.
    But you have to admit it was very funny.

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  3. Now that was not a surprise but hysterical. Love those lawyer jokes. Have a great day Sandee.

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  4. Bwahahahahahahaaha! Took me a second... but I got it!

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  5. That is too funny and too true.

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  6. Ha ha ha ha ha! So typical!

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  7. hahahhahaha..that's a good one!

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  8. HAHAHA....typical lawyers!
    Have a great day!

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  9. LMAOF

    Those Lawyers say the darnedest things.

    Aloha From Hot DryDry Florida!

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  10. Bwahahahaha! I thought it was going to be filthy and instead it's a dig at lawyers. Bwaahahaha!

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  11. lolz lawyers! Have a beautiful weekend my friend!:)

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  12. Hahaha! At least one of them is still thinking like a lawyer. I needed that laugh today, thanks!

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  13. You're definitely spot on with the character assassination with this one Sandee

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  14. That what I like about lawyers they are predictable! They will screw you when your alive, dead or even unconscious!

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  15. My dad is a lawyer, we have been making family lawyer jokes for years. This is one of the best I have seen. LOL. Forwarding it to dad.

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  16. ROFL best lawyer joke I've ever heard

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  17. He passes the lawyer test.

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  18. LOL. I'll have to share this with my lawyer husband.

    Joyce
    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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  19. LOLOLOL

    I wonder if lawyers think this joke is funny, or if they say, "I don't get it."

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  20. Hahaha! brilliant, now that sums up lawyers perfectly :-)

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  21. I read this on my phone at work and made myself remember to come back and comment... this made me laugh at my desk!

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