Tuesday, June 14, 2011

The Hat

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed," said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

Live each day as if there is no tomorrow!

Hat tip: Georgia L.
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26 comments:

  1. urmmm... if i get to 75... i would be holding on to something new too... *LOL*

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  2. Haha! Bless her :-)...I do love a quick comeback

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  3. I like this lady a lot! And a new hat is a new hat!

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! xoxo

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  4. Very Funny Sandee. As we get older our priorities do change. We also don't worry about things as much.

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  5. Most people would rather protect their antiques than worry about a new hat. Just sayin'.

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  6. ROFL!!!!

    That was a really hilarious one.

    My first thought was she must be a MOM. Because after you have children and a room full of people have stared at your private area, there really is no more modesty. Hahaha.

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  7. bless her heart!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  8. I just happen to know just how she feels. Too funny. Love this one since it hits home. Thanks Sandee and hope you have one heck of a day.

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  9. May I be so smart @ 75!

    Have a great day. Big hugs, honey...

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  10. but the old lady does not realize her OLD is Gold...just saying!
    have a great day!

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  11. I'm glad I put my soda down before I read this one. My monitor would be covered with Diet Dr. Pepper right now. Very funny. Thanks for all the laughs Sandee!

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  12. I laughed so hard at this! Thank you so much! :)

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  13. But I can't see your dress well.

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  14. I reckon that if I last to 75, it'll take 'the wind' to get it up...

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  15. I like spunky old ladies :)

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  16. The old woman made a good point...the gentleman should have been a gentleman and looked the other way!

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  17. Willy says grab the dress - to heck with the hat. Can't stand that old of skin.

    10-4 Willy

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  18. She needs a second hat.

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  19. Hahaha..smart old lady!! :) Thank you for my morning laugh Sandee!!

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  20. Hats off to you! he-hemmm.

    That was funny I don't care who your are!

    Aloha FSSF!

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  21. On that note I guess the hat is more useful to her

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  22. Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about...a good hat and nice shoes, that's all a woman really needs, right?!

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  23. Embarrassed to admit that I laughed at this one.

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