Friday, June 24, 2011

Good-Bye

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died. "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories 'n' Ramblings

23 comments:

  1. Oh no he didn't! bwahahahaha!

    Happy weekend, Sandee! xoxo

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  2. Woof! Woof! Golden Laughs. Happy Friday! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  3. What KIND of lesson..haha

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  4. bwahahahaahahahhahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. That was great Sandee. I wasn't expecting that. But it does make sense.LOL

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  6. Now that was a good one. Got a good laugh out of it. Hope you have one very fine week end.

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  7. Haha that was a good one. I needed a smile today. :-)

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  8. oops, she's busted!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  9. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...a new twist on foreplay ;-)

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  10. hahahaha...
    have a great day!

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  11. Oh well, the bad day's over and he has the intel.

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  12. good one! have a great weekend!

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  13. Major oops!

    Big hugs from wet NH honey...

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  14. It's always the golf pro or the milk man---suppose I've aged myself!!!

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  15. lol, I wonder if her golf game is any good

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  16. 10-44 THAT IS A DOUBLE FOUR FROM WILLY.

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  17. Haha! I never saw that coming :-)

    Have a great weekend :-)

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  18. Oooch, that one took me by surprise! Very funny...

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  19. Lucky the little girl didn't say goodbye Mummy. It would have been more of a shock to find out she wasn't her real mother.

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  20. nyahahaha...at first i don't get it so i have to read it again...hahaha poor man..hehe

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  21. Oh man...I was waiting for the other shoe to drop and, bang, there it was!

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