Saturday, May 7, 2011

A Marriage Made in...

Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a "marriage of the 90's" -- equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed.

Jill wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted scrambled!"

Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn't having any of it. "Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning!"

Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, "third time's a charm" and brought her two eggs -- one scrambled and one poached. "Here, my love, enjoy!"

Jill looks at the plate and says, "You scrambled the wrong egg."
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25 comments:

  1. you got the name wrong! It's not Jill, it's J-o-a-n-n-e

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  2. I thought she'd want pancakes.

    Have a great Mother's day!

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  3. I'd have to toss it over her head. srsly.

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! Big hugs xo

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  4. By the third day she needed it all placed in her lap.Very Funny.

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  5. i don't think i'd have come back the SECOND day! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxooxoxox

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  6. Argh....I'm thinking it's time to let her go hungry. lol

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  7. Is it too late for him to file for an annulment?

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  8. I wonder what he saw in her? Poor man.

    Happy Mother's Day.

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  9. I'm thinking that one the third day Jill should have been wearing egg on her face when the tray got dumped on her head!

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  10. Linda stole my thunder...egg on her face indeed!

    They both forgot the successful ratio for relationships...

    Both parties GIVE 80% and only expect 20% in RETURN! (a wise old hairstylist taught me that 28yrs ago)

    PLU!

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  11. This story spells D-I-V-O-R-C-E. She must be hot enough to burn off all his misgivings, how did he not see that coming?

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  12. in the words of Pat Paulson,"picky,Picky,Picky"

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  13. I tried to leave a comment earlier, but your site wouldn't accept it. Do you have a profanity "block" in place?

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  14. It sounds like the honeymoon is definitely over

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  15. That's one marriage that isn't going to last long.

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  16. That woman definitely has some high eggspectations.

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  17. Around here, there are two choices: take it, or leave it! She'd be making her own breakfast.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  18. hahahahahahahaha!!!!! "EGGspectations hahahaha

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  19. Haha! i know where the eggs would have been after that but it wouldn't have been on her lap lol :-)

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  20. WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! :O
    I couldn't last a day with her! LOL

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  21. Well that was the end of that nice marriage. Oh well, we can't all be perfect. Take care.

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  22. I have the perfect soloution for John and that is very quick divorce. Or let her make her own eggs...

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  23. There's just no pleasing some people. Was she really serious about this or was she only yolking???

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  24. Just bring her two fresh eggs and a sign that says, "Breakfast in bed, some assembly required." Just sayin'.

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  25. Sounds like the honeymoon AND the marriage should be over by now...

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