Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Flawlessly Logical

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."

She looked at me and said, "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
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29 comments:

  1. As she says it through clenched teeth lol

    Have a great day :-)

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  2. Well she knows him pretty well.I'll have to put that question to my wife and see how she reacts.LOL

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  3. Hahaha...now that was a good one!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  4. Yup, one asshole is quite enough. I agree with her. Take care Sandee and have a great day.

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  5. Someone must have been talking to my EX wife!

    Tomorrow is Hump Day!

    PLU!

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  6. Looks like she learned something in that marriage.

    Have a great week.

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  7. God gave me a sphincter and one is quite enough!

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  8. I hate to admit it, but I am too much like her! bahahahaha!

    Big hugs xo

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  9. pungent comment!
    have a great day!

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  10. Sounds like something I'd say... LOL

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  11. Now that definitely sounds like something I would say! And with good reason, too!

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  12. Hahaha! Once is enough, isn't it?

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  13. oh what a good comeback!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  14. Unfortunately the odds are not in her favor that the next husband wouldn't be an asshole. Very few of them aren't...lol

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  15. Wise words...why indeed! Maybe she turned him into an asshole, that's what I would say to my ex-wife!

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  16. Old habits are sometimes hard to break.

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  17. Bhahahaahaa! she had the perfect come-back!

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  18. Hmmm...maybe I should sell all my stuff now and spend the money on a cruise.

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  19. My wife said she already married one and will not marry another just like me.

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  20. Too many good comments for me to compete with! Great laughs...
    ~~~Blessings~~~

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  21. Yep, everyone should have one in their life, so they could better appreciate the one's who aren't.

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  22. Love it! I'd think long and hard before I'd remarry and I even like my husband.

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  23. XD She told him! Too bad he is just finding that out.
    ..

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  24. Good one. Me and the wife had a great laugh, she's going to keep all my stuff and marry another asshole.

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  25. Hahahaha! It's a good one, Sandee!

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  26. LOL!
    He set himself up for that one! :D

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  27. Hahahaha...that was it..she knows him very well hahaha.

    Have a great day Sandee.

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