Friday, April 8, 2011

The Story Game

It's time to play The Story Game again. Here's how it works. I'll start a story. You continue it in comments. Each commenter picks up where the last left off. In a few days I'll give it an ending and post our story with the links to everyone who participated under the heading, "Contributing Authors". You can play as many times as you want. Thanks for playing along and have a great day.

Here's the beginning of our new story: Spring is in the air and Mark's thoughts were turning towards love, but there was a problem ...
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22 comments:

  1. He was having a bout of windy pops

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  2. Windy pops is an old, little-known malady. The only way it can be treated is with a lot of finger pulling. Mark knew, from previous bouts of this dreaded malady, that it would be difficult to get the cooperation of many people.

    Nonetheless, his desires were becoming stronger. He had to do something, but what would that be?

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  3. He thought about calling Larry the Cable Guy, but that would not end well. Larry would only tell him that Windy Pops is the same as the Walking Farts that plagued Larry's grandmother for years. Larry would probably tell Mark to go to the men's room at Walmart, go into the "cripple stall", get a good grip on them grab bars and Git-R-Done. Somehow that just didn't seem appropriate. What to do, what to do.

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  4. he decide that , if he could not feel great, perhaps he could LOOK great. he meandered into a Paul Mitchell salon, and half hour later he was sporting the second worst haircut in the entire world! OMG! could this day get any worse????(he pondered)

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  5. It was just then that Larry the Cable Guy's Grandmother, who happened to have THE worst haircut in the world, Walking Farted up to Mark and asked him to pull her finger. Mark didn't know whether to...

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  6. Knowing that he couldn't approach his love interest with the pops, and looking so bad, Mark decided to take things into his own hands. He went straight home and Googled his predicament. What he found though, was even more disturbing than his original problems.

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  7. he was also out of CAKE! omg now what?

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  8. Mark thought I might be out of cake, but I have the very best thing to substitute...A fried peanutbutter, banana and frieto Sandwich...Just like The King used to make.

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  9. only the Queen was allergic to peanutbutter..now what!!!!

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  10. But the Queen wasn't really a lady, she had recently undergone a sex change and was in fact now half woman, half man! Now what?

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  11. Mark had difficulty in learning queen speak as he was originally from the Bronx. He took his jar of peanut butter and flew out the door on a rush of flatulent wind.

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  12. He ran into the nearest Walgreens and headed for the pharmacy. Maybe they could solve his predicament. When the pharmacist turned to Mark he couldn't believe his eyes. It was none other than...

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  13. ELVIS!! and he wanted to know where his PB&B fried sammich was!

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  14. The pharmacist told Mark/Elvis that he didn't have Elvis' sammich but that the best place in town to get a PB&B fried sammich was...

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  15. Miss Mabel's trailer park. Her trailer was a single wide which swayed under her lumbering swagger. She weighed at least 325 lbs., and that was from eating too many PB&B sammiches with beer and fried apple pies.
    She lived next door to

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  16. Larry The Cable Guys Sister! Marleen was so Fat that her trailer 'leened' almost up to Mabel's. Today Marleen was out for revenge...she was gonna take her walkin' farts and head over to Mable's for that fried sammy.

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  17. But first, Marleen had to lean over and try to get her fat feet into her shoes. When she did...

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  18. Marleen fell over and couldn't get back up. She forgot her first alert alarm across the single wide in the toilet room. Nobody could here her cries for help except her 13 Cats...

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  19. 7 of which did not survive the fall. Marleen crushed them when she it the floor. What a mess she exclaimed. Now I'm going to ...

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  20. .. have to figure out how I can cook them and get them in to the freezer, STAT! Then she chuckled at her own joke and pulled a cat claw out of her behind. But as she turned to look at it, she saw it wasn't a cat claw at all... it was a...

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  21. it was a fish hook. What on earth is a fishhook doing here she thought. Suddenly it al became clear as through the door walked...

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  22. Why of course this trailer park is owned by none other then Don the Chute, a criminally insane championship fishermen and ex chef of Elvis. It was he who invented the once famous sammie and still to this day twas the highlight of his life. That and being married to Marleen who was secretly holding in the back of her singlewide a......

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