Friday, April 15, 2011

The Next Generation

Who said children are getting dumber every year. Check out the wisecracks below and judge for yourselves...

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
CHARLOTTE: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
CHARLOTTE: Nine.
TEACHER: That's impossible.
CHARLOTTE: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

SYLVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.

TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!

Current whereabouts: Boating

21 comments:

  1. Kids do say the darnedest things. Only adults can screw them up.

    HappyHappy weekend. Stay high and dry, or is that dry, and high?

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  2. Lunch money.... Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  3. Hahaha....
    They just call it as they see it...or hear it...or they think they see it...or...DUH! LOL!

    Have a great weekend! :)

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  4. Those are terrific. Just watch a youngster on the computer and you can see how smart they are. But I love the one about the birthday. Good ones Sandee. Hope you have a great week end out on the boat.

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  5. pretty danged smart kids! have fun boating honey!

    smiles, bee
    xoxooxoxoxox

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  6. Art Linkletter was right when he said that 'kids say the darnedest things' and generally, there's some logic behind those darnedest things, too!

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  7. Hahaha! the last one was my favourite
    brilliant comeback lol :-)

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  8. Smart kids. I can see mine joining that group someday. Her father being the smarty pants sarcastic king that he is.

    Happy boating.

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  9. This post is just like living everyday with Gracie. She keeps us hopping. have a great weekend!

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  10. Funny! Loved the one about the kid discovering America! Hilarious!

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  11. Some kids are just too funny and too smart rolled into one.

    Have a great weekend...

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  12. Dang smart kids.

    Can't wait to hear all about your boating trip. Big hugs from stormy nawth jawjah, honey...

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  13. Smart alec kids. I is happy I stopped by and hope you are both having a boatload of fun!

    Big hugs honey xo

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  14. Ha Ha Ha The George discovered Nth America one really cracked me up big time. I laughed so much I have tears in my eyes. It was hilarious, or was it just me???

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  15. that's why they say that kids say the darndest things :) Cute ones

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  16. Oh, to be a kid a again.

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  17. As Art Linkletter once said "Kids say the darnedest things.

    Big Hugs

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  18. nyahaha..those are smart kids...love it Sandee..hahaha

    Have a great day.

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  19. I like these Sandee! :)
    ..

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