Saturday, April 30, 2011

Lab Mice

At a weekend convention of biological scientists, Hannah, a researcher remarks to Pam, 'Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?'

'Really?' Pam replies, 'Why did you switch?'

'Well, for two reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful, and second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them.'

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21 comments:

  1. Really funny, really true.

    Can you imagine the huge sucking sound if we were to extricate lawyers from society?

    Lawyers (minus) Nonessential government workers (equal) who works?

    Have a even keel Sunday :-)

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  2. I'm sure that PETA will be pleased with them :)

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  3. Makes sense to me.

    Big hugs from sunny Mayberry...

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  4. Now there is a great idea. Hope you are having a great boat week end.

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  5. lab experiments with lawyers may prove to be costly and fatal too!
    have a great day!

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  6. God help us if one of 'em ever escaped! They'd bring a class action suit that would bring all research to a screeching halt!

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  7. Yep,they are as the saying goes "a dime a dozen"

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  8. The military developed a nuclear 'tort' bomb that wouldn't destroy buildings, plants, animals, or normal people. It just vaporized lawyers.

    They're trying to sell it to ANYONE to attack us with...

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  9. hahahaha! Would you only have to pay them for the hours you use them?! And for the lesser experiments you could use legal assistants and save money, too.

    Have a super weekend! Big hugs xo

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  10. Brilliant! I knew lawyers were good for something! LOL

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  11. Ha, more plentiful the rats. Now if you could only find one good rat, I am lawyer. ;-)

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  12. The only mouse colony I ever worked with was to feed injured birds of prey. I doubt they'd find lawyers palatable.

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  13. God! That is so true. I imagine that the lawyers are always on their Blackberry's talking to their clients who are rats.

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  14. I bet the lawyers charge more than mice for the experiments. :)

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  15. Haha! so true brilliant!

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  16. They should try politicians for the really nasty experiments. Oh that's right, they need some degree of intelligence to get through the maze...

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  17. That just has to be a true story! And lawyers are bigger vermin than mice ever will be...

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  18. PETA might be happy, but what about PETL?

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  19. Score one for the mice! the skunks get it this time ;-)

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