Sniff Seattle Dog Walkers
10 – Most days you have a “glistening” on your face from dried doggy kisses.
9 – You haven’t seen your own doctor in years. But the vet? Last week!
8 – You make a point to sit scrunched in the corner of the couch so your dog can be comfortable.
7 – You reach into your pocket hoping to find a breath mint. But, no. It’s a doggy treat.
6 – No matter how hot or extremely cold it is, you roll down the car window so your furry friend can hang his head out.
5 – Your best conversations are with your dog.
4 – There are about 32 squeaky toys laying around your house. (Vawooo! Oops, just stepped on one!)
3 – You sleep crowded on the corner of the bed, and would probably go to the floor if you had to so your dog could get a good night’s sleep.
2 – You’re covered with almost as much dog hair as your dog! And you don’t think twice about it.
1 – You’re still wearing sweatpants from your college days. Your dog? Cute new sweater!
Bonus - You find dog hair in your food, but it's okay since you consider dog hair a condiment.
Hat tip: Sisko of Together With Dogs