Saturday, April 2, 2011

The Anniversary

George and Carol decided to celebrate their 55th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the MGM Hotel/Casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off.

Carol objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."

"Carol, she's a prostitute."

"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"

"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."

In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for Bambi to come to Room 217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?"

Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi walked in, swinging her hips provocatively.

George asked, "How much do you charge?"

"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."

Even George was taken aback. "$125? I was thinking more in the range of $25."

Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."

"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."

After she left, Carol came out of the bathroom and said, "I just can't believe it!"

George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."

At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind George, pointed slyly at Carol, and said, "See what you get for $25 bucks?"

Hat tip: Sarge Charlie of Sarge Charlie
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  1. That was very cute.I wasn't expecting it.

  2. Oh poor Carol....I would have flattened that Bambi right

  3. hahahahahahahahahahaa....

  4. Prostitute AND a bitach! :)

    Have a great w/e, as you two always do. Big hugs, honey...

  5. Really funny but that poor wife. Thanks for the laugh this morning. Have a fun week end and hugs to that cute Little Bit.

  6. Might be so, but they all get better at closing time, for a fraction of the price!

    Boat Drink Sunday!

  7. oh that was a good one honey! we got the cd's in the mail, thanks so much! have to find a new cruise!

    smiles, bee

  8. hahahha! If Bambi only knew she didn't cost a dime.

  9. This was funny. I didn't see that one coming. Thanks.

  10. Ohhhh that is so good.

  11. That went in a whole 'nother direction than I was expecting. I thought the wife was going to give hubby the tab for those 55 years!

    Just read your comment about 15 days to Hawaii and possible an Alaska cruise on Linda's blog. Picture me and my tiara... green with envy!

    Big hugs :]

  12. Wooha, I was thinking something else was going to happen...

    George needs to come to London, just a few weeks ago a Russian hooker offered me heaven for £20, I of course politely declined.

  13. Things (and rates) have changed since my last trip to mind..

  14. Bambi is going to need medical attention very soon.

  15. And he had to pay for dinner...

  16. Haha! i didn't expect that :-)

  17. Didn't know you could get a wife for $25.

  18. I agree with Binky. Where do I go to get a GREAT spouse that will stick with me for 55 years FOR TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS? That's a deal. Sign me up.


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