Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Sex and...

For all my grammatically correct friends.

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.

The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, 'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.'

When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
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22 comments:

  1. bwahahahaha! She was too forthcoming! And they don't even have TV.

    Big hugs, honey. xoxo

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  2. Superb! Great joke :-)

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  3. Oh no! I can only imagine the extent of that poor man's disappoint - and his wife's, too!

    Have a lovely Wednesday!

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  4. Hahahaha... That's a funny one! Needed the laugh... thanks!

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  5. Never question a gift horse.

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  6. LMAO--

    Hers was not to ask the reason why, hers was to just do the deed and lie...

    Happy Hump Day!

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  7. Indian medicine man? Really? Where can I find him?

    Have a great Wednesday!

    Steve

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  8. poor things! (translation: idiots!)

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  9. Lack of communication always a problem :)

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  10. ROFLMAO now that was funny. Oh well there is bound to be a full moon again soon. Take care.

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  11. Oh, how disappointing :( No medicine men for me. By the way, your colors of your blog are gorgeous.

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  12. It's going to be a long month waiting for that next full moon!

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  13. ROTFLMFAO hilarious!, that poor man i can picture him frantically finding out when the next full moon is :-)

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  14. Ooohhh noooo...they both said!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  15. LOL, well better luck on the next full moon

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  16. hahahaha! It's hard when a spouse is so errectically correct.

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  17. Sometimes it's best not to say anything.

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  18. Bwahahahahahahhahaha....he should not say it loud hahahahahhaha......well, better luck on the next full moon lol.

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  19. The longest 30 days of his life....

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  20. One second he is about to experience heaven and in a flash he has been sent to hell. NIGHTMARE! I suppose he will just have to wait for the next full moon and hope he is more lucky next time.

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  21. LOL
    I hate it when that happens!

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