Sunday, March 13, 2011

Satisfaction

A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships.

“Isn’t there some way to judge the size of a man’s equipment from the outside?” she asked earnestly.

“The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet,” counseled the therapist.

So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon.

When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, “With my compliments. Take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you.”

Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun
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19 comments:

  1. Hahaha...I could see how that one was going.

    Hope y'all are having a love-erly w/e on the water. Big hugs 'n love to both...

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  2. uh oh, i see a spammer! where's lois? ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoox

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  3. Like Sandy I saw that one coming, too, but it was pretty funny just the same!

    Hope you and Zane are having a lovely weekend!

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  4. Hey, Lois, there's some spam that needs cleanin' up while Sandee and Zane are boating!

    Big hugs :]

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  5. Well guess that doesn't work. That is too funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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  6. Utter disappointment... LOL

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  7. LMAO.....proof of yet another wives tale.

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  8. Enjoy the yacht!.u jet setter u!..lol Have a great Sunday my friend..:)

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  9. Dang, I better get rid of my huge shoes...good one!!

    peace,
    mike

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  10. At least the young dude got a new pair of shoes...and maybe the therapist got it all wrong with her foolproof system. Never the less my feet are big...no make that huge!

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  11. So was he a clown?

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  12. LOL!
    I think that "The only foolproof way to judge the size of a man’s equipment, is by the size of his feet" does not apply all the time!" Hahaha! Too bad for that woman! :D

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  13. Hahaha....Well. the therapist did say feet right? Not shoes. LOL!

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  14. hahah!! and i love the line

    took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon.

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  15. Very funny! Guess you have to see the feet - not just the shoes.

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  16. A funny story...the therapist should have been nailed in the cross...

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  17. The shoes maketh the man. Isn't that what they say.

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