Tuesday, March 29, 2011

The Genie

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing a FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie.. "You know how I work....You have three wishes."

"I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy... "I'm not going to trust a FEMA genie."

"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen,and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

"OK cowpoke, what's your second wish?"

"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says..."I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF***

He was turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.

Stolen from: Frank of Foxxfyrre's Honk'n'Holl'r
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18 comments:

  1. Haha! brilliant and clever :-)

    have a lovely day

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  2. That was a good one.Never expected the punchline.

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  3. Just like the government, one bloody mess after another.

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  4. Oh, good grief LOLOL

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  5. oh my word! that was a good one!

    miss you two!

    smiles, bee
    xoxxoxoxoox

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  6. OMC, that was a very clever story. Sure didn't think it was going to end like that. Thanks for the laugh.

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  7. I did not see that one comming.

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  8. Bwahahahaha... you see why I am usually such a literal person. It pays to choose your words wisely cowboy!

    big cold and rainy hugs :]

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  9. Awesome! I have to share this one... ROFL

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  10. Ain't it so!

    Big hugs from sunny Mayberry, honey...

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  11. He shoulda went with his 1st instinct not to trust the genie

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  12. I understand needing a tampon but "wanting" one? I think the cowboy got ripped off..lol

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  13. As soon as the cowboy found out the Genie worked for the Government he should have squashed her and then buried her deep in the sand!

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  14. Hi Sandee,
    Thanks for the Kudos..
    There's more silliness where this comes from LOL

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  15. Didn't see it coming. I love this one... made me snort...

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  16. OhhhhhhhhhhYeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!

    I have other visuals not ready for pre-coffee commentary.

    Happy Trails to you...

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