Monday, February 7, 2011

Smart A$$

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store..As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, “I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.”

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, “What are you sellin’ here?”

One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling a$$holes.”

Without skipping a beat the old timer said, “Must be doing well…Only two left.”

Stolen from: Steve of bethere2day
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22 comments:

  1. My favorite kind of comeback! Love it! Don't you just love our senior folks who still have their wits and sense of humor?

    Big hugs :]

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  2. LOL! That two a$$holes should've never messed around with a more experienced one.

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  3. business has been good

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  4. There are a lot of a$$holes out there. I just didn't know they were in such high demand! LOL

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  5. ahahahahaha...love it and can see that happening! Good for him!
    Peace

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  6. You have to love his attitude.I think living in Florida made him so sharp. Senior citizens never think they are old.

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  7. Yay for the senior! Perfect comback.

    Have a super day. Big hugs, honey...

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  8. hahaha...fantastic reaction!
    have a great day!

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  9. He may have been old, but damned he was sharp as a tack.

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  10. That must be where my parents got me all those years ago. Have a great week Sandee!

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  11. Ha ha! I wish I'll be witty like that when I'm that old too!!!

    Sorry for not being around so much lately, but things has been really crazy around here. (Private, quite upsetting things plus bad health on top of that)

    I haven't forgotten you and I'm happy to see your blog is still going strong as ever!

    Lifecruiser

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  12. LOL
    Awesome old bugger. Would've been true too, no?!

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  13. That is a wonderful story and just love hearing about an old person still having their sense of humor. It is just so much fun. Take care Sandee. Not long before your cruise.

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  14. Love that quick wit. Wish I was blessed with it.

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  15. Good one! Love the new blog look!

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  16. Really clever joke. Never mess with oldies, they have too much experience on their side.

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  17. Sometimes experience counts. And what a perfect answer that was...

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  18. With age comes wisdom - and cute answers ;)

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  19. ROFL, I just love old people

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  20. i love old people too. oh. wait.

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  21. One thing about us seniors, we've dealt with enough a$$holes over the years, that we can spot one a hundred yards away, without our reading glasses! Just sayin'.

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