Wednesday, February 23, 2011
She Said...She Meant
Posted by Sandee
I just need some space..... without you in it.
Do I look fat in this dress?... we haven't had a fight in a while.
No, Pizza is fine..... you cheap slob!
I just don't want a boyfriend right now.... I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
I don't know, what do you want to do?... I can't believe you have nothing planned.
Come here... my puppy does this, too.
I like you, but... I don't like you.
You never listen... You never listen.
I'll be ready in a minute... I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.
Oh no, I'll pay for myself... I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.
Oh yes! Right there!... well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
I'm just going out with the girls... we're gonna make fun of you and your friends.
Labels: Couples Humor