Wednesday, February 23, 2011

She Said...She Meant

A mans guide to what a woman is really saying:

I just need some space..... without you in it.

Do I look fat in this dress?... we haven't had a fight in a while.

No, Pizza is fine..... you cheap slob!

I just don't want a boyfriend right now.... I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

I don't know, what do you want to do?... I can't believe you have nothing planned.

Come here... my puppy does this, too.

I like you, but... I don't like you.

You never listen... You never listen.

I'll be ready in a minute... I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

Oh no, I'll pay for myself... I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.

Oh yes! Right there!... well, near there; I just want to get this over with.

I'm just going out with the girls... we're gonna make fun of you and your friends.
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22 comments:

  1. Heheh! the pizza one is brilliant :-)

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  2. Near there! Bwahahahaha! Men like to travel, but they never bother with a map or ask for directions! Hahahaha!

    Big only 3 sleeps before our adventure begins hugs xo

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  3. I'd Bwahahahaha too if they weren't so true!
    Still I can smile because there are others! :)
    ..

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  4. Sometimes woman can be a wee bit on the confusing side and that is putting it mildly!

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  5. Teeheehee Oh dear! My husband must not read these phrase translations. He might break the female secret code....and then what?

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  6. Yeah, not too far from the truth. But I have to say, I'll take pizza anyday. In fact, Hubby suggested our weekly date night to our favorite pizza joint tonight. Can't wait!

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  7. "Do I look fat in this dress?"

    His answer, "Are you blind or just looking for a fight?"

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  8. well finally someone told them! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxooxox

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  9. I like the one " Do I look fat in this dress?"... nice way of dragging the poor thing for a fight.
    have a great day!

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  10. You missed, "I love you, you're the perfect man!" ...boy am I gonna have fun changing him and screwing with his mind. LOL

    Hugs,
    Steve

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  11. The secret is OUT! Hahaha...good ones.

    Have a super day. See ya SOON. Big hugs, honey...

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  12. I, too, like the pizza one. But then they are all good. Wow, won't be long now before all of you are on the high seas. Have yourselves a fine day.

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  13. Ya know... guys should take notice. Those are TRUE!!!!!!

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  14. My wife wants me to copy and post this on the wall at home. LOL!

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  15. yeah, that sounds about right.

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  16. The secret code revealed!

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  17. What??? We always listen, now can you move out of the way the game is on. ;-)

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  18. Hmmm...It makes me wonder whether there's another meaning of "listen". :)

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  19. Thanks for posting this, Sandee! It is helpful to know the secret language! LOL

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  20. Ladies can be such a headache, but they can be so sweet if you know where to press the right buttons.

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