Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Nancy and Harry

Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, "Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2012!"

"Great Nancy , but how?" asked Harry.

"We’ll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador Retriever. Then, we’ll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there."

So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman, Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.

The bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren’t you Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?"

"Yes we are!" said Nancy, "and what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take in some local color." They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.

A few minutes later, a grizzled old farmer came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out.

A few moments later, in came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar.

For the next hour, another dozen farmers came in, lifted the dog’s tail, and left shaking their head.

Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all those old farmers come in and look under the dog’s tail? Is it some sort of custom?"

"Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone’s out there running around town, claiming there’s a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!"

Hat tip: Nick M.

22 comments:

  1. hahaha.... I thought they were looking for 'exceptional' balls.

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  2. LOL!!! "Two assholes". Yeah, that could be pretty ambiguous. Hahahaha...

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  3. ROFL! That was a great one. Absolutley hilarious. I bet Sarge "borrows" it someday! :)

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  4. I don't know who Harry & Nancy are but that one really did make me LOL.

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  5. There are days when the Capitol building has hundreds of the 'em.

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  6. Bwahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahha. I almost peed my pants on that one. Dang that was good!

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  7. now THIS made my day! very very funny!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  8. Ha! I feel a little bit bad for the Lab.

    12 days! Big hugs :]

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  9. LOL, that was a good one. Didn't see that coming. Thanks for that great laugh this morning. Hope you have a great day Sandee.

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  10. Loved that one!

    Hugs! Have a great day!

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  11. And the worst thing is that policians like the two assholes are so far up their own butts that they haven't got a clue as to the fact they are total assholes...

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  12. lol, best laugh I've had all day

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  13. Hahaha!that is funny especially imagining it as you read it

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  14. The dawg will figger it out eventually ;-) I'm still LMAO at the video of Pelosi getting *BONKED* with the gavel by Boehner ;-)

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  15. It's good thing I finished drinking my soda before I got to the end of this story. I hate wiping the soda off of the monitor. A VERY Funny story. What we need in D.C. is more toilet paper!

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  16. That was funny, even though I do like Harry,. But when in politics, it comes with the territory, Big old Labrador HUG :-)

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  17. LOL, I do feel sorry for the poor dog who had to endure all that indignity!

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  18. BWAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!

    very nice :-)

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  19. (( I am going to steal this one, Sandee ))

    ... too funny

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