Monday, February 21, 2011

Mommy, I'm Sick

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said. "Can we leave now?"

"No," her mother replied.

"Well, I think I have to throw up!"

"Then go out the front door and to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat.

"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.

"Yes," the little girl replied.

"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?"

"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy." the little girl replied. "They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the sick'."
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27 comments:

  1. Ewwww... really? Well, it's the Monday before my cruise so I'll forgive you for that one, Sandee!

    Big "6 more sleeps before our Big Adventure on the High Seas" hugs :]

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  2. Hahaha...That box served its purpose, more or less. Well, she was sick, right?

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  3. The box said for the sick, so she did the right thing. Too funny. Bet the mom was mortified.

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  4. oh noooo! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  5. hahahaha :) at least the little girl was relieved :)

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  6. That mother should have taken her daughter to the rest rooms. I can just imagine this really happening.

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  7. This is pretty dang funny. Of course, that is why we enjoy this blog so much. We love to laugh. Have a great week!

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  8. LOL funny and cute also :-)

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  9. Oh no she did not do THAT!

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  10. Good grief the Priest is in for a big surprise.

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  11. Ewwww ha ha ha ha ha! Serves the mum right, for not going with her daughter!

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  12. (covers mouth) erppp! I can sorta sympathize, eons ago going to a Catholic school & mass was required before school started, many a times I either fainted or worse during church... that basket should of been closer to the pews ;)

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  13. What a picture in my mind. Well I guess it could have been worse and she went in the holy water bowl.

    Big Hugs, you little quickie woman you!!!!!

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  14. She was just following directions. Adults can be so confusing!

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  15. LOL of that is just too cute

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  16. Smart girl, she is going to grow up to be the President of the USA...or perhaps the PM of Great Britain. She has got what it takes!

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  17. Yep, that would be 9 y/o logic!

    I'm thinking about packing. See y'all Sunday!!!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  18. Very Naughty girl I must say ... She know to use the things in good way

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  19. She should have gotten the money out first. :)
    ..

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  20. Whatever works. It's Mommy's fault for not tending to the poor child.

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  21. nyahahahahaha..yuck!...That's why I sometimes not to bring my son in the church, he can't wait til the mass is finish. hehe

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