Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Laws - Part I

As recently as 1990, these states had laws against the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Washington D.C.

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.

In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: “No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club.”

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

In Michigan a woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
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27 comments:

  1. I am speechless to the live fish one pmfsl it does make you wonder what sort of people drew that law up,

    LOL @ the woman on the highway

    these are all things people are unlikely to even think of doing how totally bizarre.

    This is hilarious what a great read :-)

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  2. So that guy in MN can keep having sex with as many dead fish as he wants?

    Excellent.

    Big hugs, Sandee! :]

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  3. My ex would have liked that last one - srsly.

    So two officers or armed with a club, eh? Kentucky must think that every woman in a bathing suit by the highway is going to have problems!

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  4. Only in America, live fish??????????

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  5. ummmm... live fish? Gross!

    I'm near Oxford, OH. I'll try to remember not to do that.

    Doesn't it make you wonder what the heck prompted these laws? Geesh!

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  6. "The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal."?? what about congress? they do it to us all the time! ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoox

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  7. Makes you wonder who actually did these things at one time, and was caught doing it so they had to write a law against it.

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  8. How... With a fish...?

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  9. Ignorance, prudishness, etc. might explain the others, but you really have to wonder why there was even a thought as to why the fish law was needed!

    Did you ever see if my instruction for adding the name/url field to your comment form were correct. Since 99% of Blogger blogs have it, it must be easy to do? I see the question of exactly how to do it often. Maybe I'll set up a temp blogger blog just to see for myself how its done.

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  10. I have no comment to make. Nope! No comment.

    Since you're not in Ohio, I can send you my picture.

    Hugs!
    Steve

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  11. WEll I am sure glad you cleared all that up for me. I was wondering about those laws and now I know what we can do and not do. Good one Sandee.Take care.

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  12. I'm so glad I live in New York :-).

    Peace

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  13. So, does that mean it's okay to have sex with a dead fish in Minnesota? Just asking.
    I think no woman should appear in a bathing suit on any highway. Either it would cause a traffic accident or just be something that no one wants to see.

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  14. Who would think of some of these??? Especially that fishy one. Eww.

    Big hugs honey...

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  15. YAY SANDEE! That fixed the problem for me! I am able to comment again :)

    You know that Alabama would have to be on the list causing women in our state to be Dildo Offenders. It's nice to know that I haven't broken any laws :D

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  16. Michigan seems to have the the kinda law that sounds good to me! Did they really have to make a law like that in Minnesota to stop the local men from having sex with fish, sounds like a crazy place...

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  17. Gosh who'da thought. I guess they need to keep people on a good standard of morality. Most of them I can understand the restrictions but however I think they have taken the law too far with the fish prohibition... Using a dead one would be just sick & an act of necrophilia.

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  18. Those are some of the oddest laws I have ever heard. Must be some really lonely men in Minnesota :)

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  19. Wonder what animal it's legal to have sex with?

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  20. I don't remember being in the missionary position the last time Washington screwed me. Just sayin'.

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  21. Is the missionary position allowed if the partner is a fish?

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  22. I wonder how could the authority in D.C. tell, what positions people have?
    And fish??

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  23. So a dead fish is okay?

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  24. I'm from Mississippi--what's a dildo?

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  25. I am reaally glad I am not in love with a fish ...

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  26. The comments were as funny as the laws! I'd like to get a hold of a book with more of these. I've seen some and they are really outrageous, like the fish!
    Bee's comment made me laugh out loud - isn't it the truth????

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  27. I just wonder how they enforce the dildo laws. I can just see them implanting a little chip in the dildo that goes beep beep when it gets warm and then the police bang on your door. Them policemen must have awfully boring lives.

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