Friday, February 18, 2011

Favorite Flower

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Jim and his wife listened to the instructor declare: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.

"He addressed the men: "For instance, gentlemen, can you name your wife's favorite flower?"

Jim leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"

The rest of the story is not pleasant.
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23 comments:

  1. Hahaha... (Though I have to Google first what Pillsbury All-Purpose is).
    Either it's simply a case of mondegreen or Jim is that stupid. LOL!!

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  2. I got this in an email from my sister Tina the other day. Too funny!

    Big 9 days and 8 hour hugs! :]

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  3. Hahahahahahaha... Great play on words!

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  4. And if she said, "Yes it is", Jim has a winner.

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  5. Oh dear, our Mom is leaking in the eyes right now from laughing so hard. She really thought that was funny. Thanks Sandee, she needed that.

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  6. Some Jim's aren't that dense! :D
    ..

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  7. Hmm, I don't think my husband would have answered that way. He's taught the baby to shake her head NO, when he asks if she likes MOmma's cooking. So I guess he doesn't think I spend much time with any flour. He does know that daisies, especially gerbers are my favorite flower.

    Have a great weekend.

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  8. Wait... what is your favorite?

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  9. Haha! That's funny, although I can kind of seeing my dad say that to my mother as my mother's favorite past time is baking.

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  10. My favorit flower is colli. LOL

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  11. I think it is nice that he knows what kind of flour she uses even if it isn't a real flower. It means this man goes to the grocery store and shops for her.

    Flour or flower? It is all good to me.

    Thanks for the chuckle today.

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  12. Bless his heart. I'm glad Maytag Man is smarter than that.

    Have a great w/e. Big hugs, honey...

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  13. Well I have to give him points for at least trying! After all, how many men really know what sort of baking flour is preferred by their women?

    Happy Friday, Sandee, this time next week I'll be well on my way to Florida and seeing you and Zane! Can't wait!

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  14. What a dummy. I bet her favorite is cake flour.

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  15. Jim isn't a very bright man :)

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  16. I think Jim should have been put in the dog house and put on sex ban for a few weeks, which would improve his way of thinking very...very quickly!

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  17. That poor man although i bet he loves her buns lol :-)

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  18. i actually prefer martha white over pillsbury...

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoox

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  19. Not one of your more sensitive males. I want to hear how the story ends.

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  20. I agree with Finding Pam's comment... not that bad... :)

    flour or flower, it does not matter.... it's obvious he knows....

    Webbielady

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  21. These dudes have to learn to keep their mouth shut.
    I guess this one wins the Darwin award! LOL

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  22. A good laugh to start the day! :)

    Flower or flour? LOL

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